HEY FREEKY!

[East Coast Hustle]

I've got something for you. I need a mailing address. And a new tongue, as I seem to have burned this one off to a charred stump in the course of testing this hot sauce I just made.

[Doktor Howl]

Hell yes.

[East Coast Hustle]

It's a small batch, since this was a SCIENCE experiment, but I'll split it with you guys and mail you a small jar which should still be enough to make you have to wipe your asses with popsicles for a day or three.

[Doktor Howl]

It's a small batch, since this was a SCIENCE experiment, but I'll split it with you guys and mail you a small jar which should still be enough to make you have to wipe your asses with popsicles for a day or three.

I'm always down with a little nerve damage.

[Freeky]

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[navkat]

I'm pretty sure "explosive levels of capsacin" is somewhere on the USPS "Do Not Ship" list.

[Freeky]

I'm pretty sure "explosive levels of capsacin" is somewhere on the USPS "Do Not Ship" list.

Ithink as long as spontaneous combustion isn't imminent, you're good.

[navkat]

Hey, never underestimate a poorly-paid government employee's ability to make a federal case and a lawsuit out of being made to handle the office coffee pot without an MSDS and a Tyvek suit!

[East Coast Hustle]

ECHGF works at a UPS store. I think it'll be OK.

[navkat]

Hawt. So like; you make jokes about how she handles people's packages all day? You know, touching that lady's box? And like, helping that old dude with his junk?

[East Coast Hustle]

Duh. I also make jokes about stuff she does at work.

[LMNO]

Hawt. So like; you make jokes about how she handles people's packages all day? You know, touching that lady's box? And like, helping that old dude with his junk?

Duh. I also make jokes about stuff she does at work.

Also

[navkat]

Agreed. I know when I've been beat.

[East Coast Hustle]

One small jar of Colon Crippler(TM) brand hot sauce in the mail and headed to Tucson.

I used only fresh peppers, no extracts or powders, so it won't smell overpoweringly spicy. At first taste you'll be like "this is some delicious relish, but it's not really spicy..." then a few seconds later it will grow into a strong but pleasant heat on the front of your palate. It's meant to be used as a condiment, not to be cooked with as the sugars in it will scorch easily, and I recommend it on burgers, chicken wings, eggs, or pretty much any goddamn thing but particularly those things.

[Freeky]

SWEET!!!