Santorum just announced that he's "suspending his campaign".

[Bruno]

One of they guys I know from elementary school and the small town church I went to as a child is a friend on Facebook. He was bemoaning Santorum's dropping out, claiming little Ricky was the "most Christ-like" person running. He also expressed how he was not thrilled with voting for a Mormon and, of course, Obama is teh debbil.

This is the best election year evar! 

[Mangrove]

One of they guys I know from elementary school and the small town church I went to as a child is a friend on Facebook. He was bemoaning Santorum's dropping out, claiming little Ricky was the "most Christ-like" person running. He also expressed how he was not thrilled with voting for a Mormon and, of course, Obama is teh debbil.

This is the best election year evar! 

[Bruno]

Yeah. I stopped being friends with him when we were, like, 10-11 years old. He was a real shit even back then. He hasn't gotten any better.

Also, he's a college professor now. 

[Cain]

http://www.gallup.com/poll/153902/Romney-Obama-Tight-Race-Gallup-Daily-Tracking-Begins.aspx?utm_source=alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=syndication&utm_content=morelink&utm_term=Politics%20-%20USA

Oh look, party bases have rallied around Romney and Obama both.  In exactly the same percentage breakdowns, no less.  And Romney is leading by six points among Independents.

But remember, Rmoney is a friend of Wall Street who wears magic underwear, while Obama is a proletarian, rationalist Man of The People.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yesterday I caught part of a local talkshow where the flamboyantly gay host (Scott Haney) looks at the camera with a smirk & a twinkle in his eye and says:

"Santorum's OUT."

Somebody needs to youtube that. 

[Deepthroat Chopra]

One of they guys I know from elementary school and the small town church I went to as a child is a friend on Facebook. He was bemoaning Santorum's dropping out, claiming little Ricky was the "most Christ-like" person running. He also expressed how he was not thrilled with voting for a Mormon and, of course, Obama is teh debbil.

This is the best election year evar! 

Christ-like? I just can't...go...on...

I think I've still got an image of "Christ" as someone who tried to do the right thing by people. Then again, he did kill a fig tree with the mere power of suggestion because it lacked fruit. so, Christ-like, if a fig tree is a metaphor for gays, women, and migrants.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

One of they guys I know from elementary school and the small town church I went to as a child is a friend on Facebook. He was bemoaning Santorum's dropping out, claiming little Ricky was the "most Christ-like" person running. He also expressed how he was not thrilled with voting for a Mormon and, of course, Obama is teh debbil.

This is the best election year evar!