An Open Letter to Angry Humans

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah. My other line of defense has always been exposure. If I was in a public place and somebody started speaking in hushed tones to me about black people, for instance, I'd say loud enough for everybody to hear "WHY DO YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE?" That always did the trick. ESPECIALLY if there were Black people around.

What worries me is that they're feeling less need to hide in the weeds now, we're going backwards. It could easily turn into US having to be the ones who are all covert, having to tell Black friends to use the back door so the neighbors think they're there to clean the house or some shit.

I want the fuck out of this country.

[navkat]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

Whaaaaaat the fuck?

[navkat]

Yeah, dude. At first, I thought it was some white-guilt thing...like people who are afraid of saying the word "negro" or "black person" because they're not sure it's okay. It's just code for "nigger" without having to admit to themselves that's what they're saying.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It never takes long to crack codewords used by asstards.

[EK WAFFLR]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

[Doktor Howl]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

Communists.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

Communists.

And what do they call actual Communists?

[navkat]

Poor, disadvantaged people who make me thank The Lord I was born in Amurrca.
(We should go over there and HELP them!)

[Doktor Howl]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

Communists.

And what do they call actual Communists?

???

Canada is/was an iron curtain nation.  They are real communists.

[EK WAFFLR]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

Communists.

And what do they call actual Communists?

???

Canada is/was an iron curtain nation.  They are real communists.

That's like calling Norwegians communists.

Wait. Nevermind. We probably are.

[Doktor Howl]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

Communists.

And what do they call actual Communists?

???

Canada is/was an iron curtain nation.  They are real communists.

That's like calling Norwegians communists.

Wait. Nevermind. We probably are.

No, we just say "Angry Belgians".

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

  This thread delivers.

[EK WAFFLR]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

Communists.

And what do they call actual Communists?

???

Canada is/was an iron curtain nation.  They are real communists.

That's like calling Norwegians communists.

Wait. Nevermind. We probably are.

No, we just say "Angry Belgians".

That makes me extremely angry. Not that I wasn't before, mind you.

[Doktor Howl]

I know some people here in "Bama who refer to black people as "Canadians." They actually think (and teach their children) that they're being polite by doing this so it took me a hella long time to catch on to what was really being said.

wat.
What do they call actual Canadians?

Communists.

And what do they call actual Communists?

???

Canada is/was an iron curtain nation.  They are real communists.

That's like calling Norwegians communists.

Wait. Nevermind. We probably are.

No, we just say "Angry Belgians".

That makes me extremely angry. Not that I wasn't before, mind you.

I've heard it helps if you gnaw on your shield.