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« on: April 13, 2012, 01:20:51 pm »
Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:  A chicken may or may not cross the road if it perceives an impending doom. 


So many questions asked that go unanswered. 

But they are not greeted with unknowing silence or gentle gasps of confusion.

The questions are countered with trails of words, superficially woven together to compose an utterance.

But with no attachment to a resolution of reason.

Because we must say something...

....even when it is nothing. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 02:28:58 pm »
Brilliant. Words as wallpaper. They're starting to hurt.
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 02:42:10 pm »
People often comment to me that I don't talk a lot.

That I'm quiet.

Yet, it never occurs to them...

....that maybe.....they're too loud.



Why must silence always be filled?

Why must words be elicited for the sake of it? 

It really is okay, if we have nothing to say, to say nothing. 

It isn't some mark of un-intelligence.



Indeed, it is a hallmark of wisdom.

To know when it is unnecessary to remark.   
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 02:45:45 pm »
Why must silence always be filled?

Because loud is good.  Loud is metal.  Loud is rock n roll.

Quiet is for monks.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 02:49:13 pm »
Silence can be very rock and roll.

See also:  Pink Floyd
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 02:53:40 pm »
Silence can be very rock and roll.

See also:  Pink Floyd

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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 02:54:26 pm »
This strikes at the very heart of business speak.

"In order to incentivize the ramping up process (leading to increased productivity), we need to do a solve regarding the 'Employer of CHoice' fundamental built into the synergistic foundation of core values."

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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 03:16:09 pm »
And Federal government speak...

Which was what inspired this.

I sent a very simple and straightforward question to my federal funder.

"Can you give me a general time frame as to when I'll get a decision about my request?"

I received a 3 paragraph response that answered every question except for the one I actually asked. 
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 03:20:10 pm »
This strikes at the very heart of business speak.

"In order to incentivize the ramping up process (leading to increased productivity), we need to do a solve regarding the 'Employer of CHoice' fundamental built into the synergistic foundation of core values."

The Frost Heaves need to do a business speak song.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2012, 03:28:32 pm »
Since two of them work in Pharmeceuticals, this could be one very dense song.

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2012, 05:07:34 pm »
Since two of them work in Pharmeceuticals, this could be one very dense song.

You know you have to do this.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2012, 07:59:41 pm »
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2012, 10:43:11 pm »
Do a solve

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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2012, 10:45:25 pm »
Buzzwords- making english meaningless so you can get away with saying something meaningless while still looking like youve accomplished something.
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