Snail Fucking

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.

pictures, for the pervs:
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2979/028ip.jpg
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8143/029rb.jpg
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3816/030tk.jpg


Happy Friday!

[Cain]

Link no work 

Bug pr0n denied

[Doktor Howl]

I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.

pictures, for the pervs:
http://imageshack.us/g/3/028ip.jpg


Happy Friday!

LINK BORKED!

GIMME MY BUG PRON!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

links fixed

[AFK]

Are you sure you're snails are okay?

They're looking a little sluggish.


RWHN,
You KNEW that was coming. 

[navkat]

Oh great. Slugs with gaudy jewelry. Fucking.

Aaaaand nowww I have images of slug bukakke shots in my head. Thanks a lot. I wonder how many times I could manage to punch myself in the head before I was forced to stop due to a subdural hematoma. Let me find out...

[AFK]

How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns? 

[Cain]

How old are the kids in the class?  My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.

Just preparing you for the worst.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

How old are the kids in the class?  My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.

Just preparing you for the worst.

It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.

Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts

(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns?

Snails don't engage in group mating, or non-consensual mating for that matter. They have a mating ritual that takes several hours and is full of touchy-feely nonsense. Then they try to stab each other. THEN the sex part happens.

[The Johnny]

jesus christ

[LMNO]

How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns?

Snails don't engage in group mating, or non-consensual mating for that matter. They have a mating ritual that takes several hours and is full of touchy-feely nonsense. Then they try to stab each other. THEN the sex part happens.

Sounds like just another Saturday Night, if you ask me.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Sounds like just another Saturday Night, if you ask me.

Well, yeah, if you're only fucking one person.

[Cain]

How old are the kids in the class?  My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.

Just preparing you for the worst.

It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.

Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts

(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)

You know who else used to throw "love darts"?

Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, that's who.

[LMNO]

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