Snail Fucking

[navkat]

I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.

[Doktor Howl]

I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.

You could have just asked me.

[Cain]

Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

I like cats. 

I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit.  But I still like them.

[Doktor Howl]

Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

I like cats. 

I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit.  But I still like them.

The fucking cat keeps knocking my drinks over and then drinking them.

IT'S NOT EVEN MY CAT.

[Cain]

If its coming to your house, it's now your cat.  You may not have bought it, want it, or feel any responsibility towards it, but it is your cat.

Fortunately, if its knocking over the bourbon or rum it'll only last a few more years.  Small livers.

[Doktor Howl]

If its coming to your house, it's now your cat.  You may not have bought it, want it, or feel any responsibility towards it, but it is your cat.

[navkat]

Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

I like cats. 

I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit.  But I still like them.

THEY ARE PATHETIC AND DEPRAVED AND THEY MUST GO.  I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR A CREATURE WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS AND HAS THE BALLS TO START A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAR WITH ME OVER WHO GETS TO SIT IN THE WARM SPOT ON THE SOFA WHERE GRAMMA'S BUTT WAS.

I DO, BITCH. I WAS HERE FIRST.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".

The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.

Enki][?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

Awww. Slugs are cute!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".

The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.

You're thinking of flatworms, btw.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

This is now a cute snails thread

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is now a cute snails thread

OH MY GOD

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love that one. I love it so much.