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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 13, 2012, 02:27:09 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Chillin is better than not having a greater than symbol.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Hmm. Looks like I'm vegetarian again.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

There is now video. Also, NONE OF YOU KNOW BLUEBALLS LIKE MY SNAIL KNOWS BLUEBALLS.

LMNO

Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Cephalopods 4 LYFE

Cephalopods are how you know you're really gangster.

For no apparent reason this made me laugh for at least a minute.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 05:14:42 PM
OMG SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS!

Yay! Soon, an explosion of snail babies!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

THERE'S LIKE THIRTY EGGS IN THERE OMG OMG WAT DO???????

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 06:37:23 PM
THERE'S LIKE THIRTY EGGS IN THERE OMG OMG WAT DO???????

Are they exposed or buried? They should be kept warm (room temperature is fine) and moist, but probably not any moister than their habitat already is. What kind of substrate do they live on? If it's not something suitable for retaining moisture, I would get a bit of peat moss and moisten it with a spray bottle, then put the clutch in that to incubate. You should have babies in a few weeks.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

ah good I was already wondering if you couldn't just eat them.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

they're buried, we were digging around in the tank trying to do a snail census when we found them (nothing got bruised, thankfully). The substrate's just dirt from the yard, since we just picked them up from the garden, and it got seriously soaked through a week or so ago when I was an idiot and left the tank out in the rain for hours.

I'm trying to decide if we should shift the clutch over to another container to keep a better eye on them and protect them from all the adults. For now, we just reburied them and put everyone back in the tank.