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The best "letter to the editor" I have ever read

Started by Cain, April 14, 2012, 04:02:55 PM

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Cain

QuoteI'm sick of squatters and travellers, pop music, the BBC, surveillance cameras, my rotten pension, terrorists, Anglican bishops, and having no money, and I just want to die. My country, which I loved, is ruined. It will never be happy again."

Never again!  Woe!

Feel free to guess the paper, though with a list like that, it shouldn't be that hard.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Cain on April 14, 2012, 04:02:55 PM
QuoteI'm sick of squatters and travellers, pop music, the BBC, surveillance cameras, my rotten pension, terrorists, Anglican bishops, and having no money, and I just want to die. My country, which I loved, is ruined. It will never be happy again."

Never again!  Woe!

Feel free to guess the paper, though with a list like that, it shouldn't be that hard.

Has to be the Daily Mail!

Oysters Rockefeller

I'm sick of fast food, my dog shitting indoors, people who over pronounce the H in words that use "wh", belief structures that differ from mine, when you open a bag of chips and half of it is already empy, and having a terrible job. Everything is ruined forever, and it has to be everyone elses fault!


That's such a weird list. I can't even believe it's serious. Or maybe it's not?
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!