ATTN CAINAD

[Doktor Howl]

Virgil Caine is my name, and I worked on the Danville train.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Till Stoneman's cavalry came, and tore up the tracks again?

[Doktor Howl]

Till Stoneman's cavalry came, and tore up the tracks again?

It was the winter of '65...We were hungry, just barely alive.

[Cainad (dec.)]

By May the tenth, Richmond had fell. It's a time I remember oh so well.

(No one thought I was actually 21, right? I'm like 170 years old or something.)

[Doktor Howl]

THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN
AND THE BELLS WERE RINGING

[Cainad (dec.)]

THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN
AND THE PEOPLE WERE SINGING

[Doktor Howl]

THEY WENT LA LA LA.

NO SHIT.  THEY JUST GOT RAIDED AND BURNED DOWN, AND THE STUPID BASTARDS WERE SINGING LA LA LA.

THIS SONG MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

It's the American Way, don'cha know? SHOW THEM YANKEES THAT WE STILL GOT FIGHTING SPIRIT, EVEN THOUGH WE SORT OF RAN OUTTA FIGHTING BODIES. AND FOOD. AND, LIKE, SHOES.

Well played, Doktor.

[Doktor Howl]

It's the American Way, don'cha know? SHOW THEM YANKEES THAT WE STILL GOT FIGHTING SPIRIT, EVEN THOUGH WE SORT OF RAN OUTTA FIGHTING BODIES. AND FOOD. AND, LIKE, SHOES.

Well played, Doktor.

I love a duet.

[Cainad (dec.)]

But that's how The Secret is supposed to work, isn't it?

Just fill your head and voices with LA LA LA and then if you believe LA LA LA, eventually it'll really be all LA LA LA LA LA LA all the time, forever. No matter how many homes get burned and pillaged.


LA LA LA LA LA,
Cainad

[Doktor Howl]

But that's how The Secret is supposed to work, isn't it?

Just fill your head and voices with LA LA LA and then if you believe LA LA LA, eventually it'll really be all LA LA LA LA LA LA all the time, forever. No matter how many homes get burned and pillaged.


LA LA LA LA LA,
Cainad

THEY TOOK THE ECONOMY AWAY LA LA LA LA 4200 DEAD SOLDIERS FOR NO REASON LA LA LA LAAAAA!

[Cainad (dec.)]

NO PAIN, NO GAIN, LA LA LA LA LA.

HONOR LA LA LA GLORY LA LA LA COURAGE LA LA LA

No one can summon up the LA LA LA quite like a poor man fighting a rich man's war. Explains a good chunk of modern American nutbags, really.

[Doktor Howl]

NO PAIN, NO GAIN, LA LA LA LA LA.

HONOR LA LA LA GLORY LA LA LA COURAGE LA LA LA

No one can summon up the LA LA LA quite like a poor man fighting a rich man's war. Explains a good chunk of modern American nutbags, really.

Or the LA LA LA of promoting higher taxes and less services for yourself, so that Mitt Romney doesn't have to pay too much.

I love people.  With a special kind of love.

It involves gimp masks and restraints.

[Triple Zero]

I thought this was about one of the worst poets ever but turns I was wrong.