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Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

Started by Doktor Howl, April 17, 2012, 05:17:06 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Does he have any particular reason for writing the same book 6 times?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:22:30 AM
Does he have any particular reason for writing the same book 6 times?

Considering that they cost $50 each, and he has sold, on average 100.000 copies of every biography.... money.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

What the hell is in your water there other than sulfur?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

That is INSANE.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2012, 12:27:41 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

That is INSANE.  :lulz:

What is really insane is that whenever someone dares be critical towards "that kindly old man who's never charged anyone for his healing services (he has accepted, oftentimes quite large, gifts, mind you)" the Norwegian public goes apeshit.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

It seems like norways well intentioned program of enriching icelands gene pool has backfired on norway horribly....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

QuoteHe has, until now, refused to be tested by 'scientist and other experts'.[1]

wat 

:?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

GET ME THIS GUY'S CONTACT INFO!
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 03:06:00 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

GET ME THIS GUY'S CONTACT INFO!

I can find where a keeps-to-himself Norwegian musician's address and phone number but not this guy.  :lulz:

Then again it was just a quick search.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 03:18:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 03:06:00 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

GET ME THIS GUY'S CONTACT INFO!

I can find where a keeps-to-himself Norwegian musician's address and phone number but not this guy.  :lulz:

Then again it was just a quick search.

Whoops. Looks like the other dude took down his contact info in the past couple of years (Ihsahn of Emperor).
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 03:06:00 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

GET ME THIS GUY'S CONTACT INFO!

Joralf Gjerstad
7760 Snåsa
Norway
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 01:37:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 03:06:00 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

GET ME THIS GUY'S CONTACT INFO!

Joralf Gjerstad
7760 Snåsa
Norway

I FEEL A LETTER COMING ON.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 01:45:27 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 01:37:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 03:06:00 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 20, 2012, 12:18:30 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Does he at least call them volumes or does he tell the whole thing over from the beginning?

He tells the same histories every fucking time. With differences in details. Which he later denies having done. And then, when people call him out on his bullshit, he throws tantrums.

GET ME THIS GUY'S CONTACT INFO!

Joralf Gjerstad
7760 Snåsa
Norway

I FEEL A LETTER COMING ON.


THIS WILL BE GRAND!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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