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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 14, 2012, 07:42:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 14, 2012, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.

That's only happened once or twice though, right?
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Freeky

#16
October 14, 2012, 08:26:34 PM
Oh, oh!  "I thought this board would be different because you're discordians, but you're just as greyface as the rest of the internet." This follows mockery, complaints, or even helpful comments on how the board members in general prefer to communicate without word salad or gibberish. May sometimes have been preceded by outright denial of conforming to generally accepted grammar and language rules, probably in their introduction posts.

tyrannosaurus vex

#17
October 14, 2012, 08:30:32 PM
A. LOL TL;DR
B. Gosh you guys should EXPLAIN WHAT YOU MEAN before hitting people!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Freeky

#18
October 14, 2012, 08:31:23 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.

That's only happened once or twice though, right?

There was holist, and DP, and wizard Joseph had a rocky start in this vein, but he finally snapped out of the loop at the right spot, and there was that one guy I can't remember the name of, who had an old driver's liscence photo for his avatar.  Its a really newish trait, but I think it could end up being a staple of noobosity down the road a bit.

Freeky

#19
October 14, 2012, 08:38:31 PM
His could we have forgotten THIS one?!

"I am so crazy! Look how insane I am! Isn't that just so crazy? I went crazy of my own accord, because something something sleepy sheeple something something rationalization for dickish behavior something complete."

tyrannosaurus vex

#20
October 14, 2012, 08:39:35 PM
"BECAUSE THE JEWS!

I MEAN BECAUSE SOCIO-ECONOMIC STATUS AND OTHER THIN JUSTIFICATION"
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
October 14, 2012, 08:40:58 PM
REDASS BUTTHURT
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
October 14, 2012, 10:40:49 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 07:42:20 PM
We've talked about doing this before, and I figured we may as well do it now.  Please post anything I've forgotten.

1.  You guys aren't REAL Discordians.
2.  Mind lazors.
3.  Hive mind.
4.  Cool Kids Club.
5.  Roger is the DEVIL.
6.  Check out my music site.
7.  I'm leaving FOREVER.
8.  Nigel is EVIL and BAD and should be more RESPECTFUL towards men.
9.  Let me tell you about this Discordianism thing I just read about.
10.  Any use of the word "fnord".
11.  RAW is a GOD, and if you contradict him, YOU'RE NOT A DISCORDIAN.
12.  I WORK WITH ODIN AND BAST!  LET ME SING TO YOU OF MY POWERS!


I know I'm forgetting something.

Sociological experiment, AKA I planned this all along, AKA LOL I TROLL U.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
October 14, 2012, 10:44:14 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:10:26 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.

Oh, good one.   :lulz:

Are we talking about Fafalel or Halal or whatever her name was?

Her and that guy with the Taco Bell story. Dude's name started with an "H". Not holist, I think.

:lulz: Can't forget "I'm so badass I fuck with drive-thru coffee girls", either.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
October 14, 2012, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.

That's so classic it has its own name; "Daruko".

The original Daruko, surprisingly, eventually underwent a genuine reformation. His legend, however, lives on.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Epimetheus

#25
October 14, 2012, 11:07:41 PM
Principia fundamentalist? Usually a mix of #1 and pinealism.
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