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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 14, 2012, 07:42:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 14, 2012, 07:42:20 PM
We've talked about doing this before, and I figured we may as well do it now.  Please post anything I've forgotten.

1.  You guys aren't REAL Discordians.
2.  Mind lazors.
3.  Hive mind.
4.  Cool Kids Club.
5.  Roger is the DEVIL.
6.  Check out my music site.
7.  I'm leaving FOREVER.
8.  Nigel is EVIL and BAD and should be more RESPECTFUL towards men.
9.  Let me tell you about this Discordianism thing I just read about.
10.  Any use of the word "fnord".
11.  RAW is a GOD, and if you contradict him, YOU'RE NOT A DISCORDIAN.
12.  I WORK WITH ODIN AND BAST!  LET ME SING TO YOU OF MY POWERS!


I know I'm forgetting something.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#1
October 14, 2012, 07:44:49 PM
Internet psychologist.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 14, 2012, 07:46:29 PM
Valiant Resistance Fighter Here To Save You All From The POWER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 14, 2012, 07:47:09 PM
Oh, yeah:

EVERYONE ON PD LIVES IN FEAR OF ROGER/NIGEL/ECH/Whomever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#4
October 14, 2012, 07:50:59 PM
Enraged, drunken posting, explaining in what is probably great detail why we are WRONG and they are RIGHT (north coast of India, poor people bell curve, etc.) only they are too incoherent, so we just laugh and jeer.

Or is that a regular member thing?

Cain

#5
October 14, 2012, 07:52:59 PM
Inability to use quote/italics/bolding tags correctly.
Excessive use of smilies.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#6
October 14, 2012, 07:59:19 PM
How did you forget word salad?

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 14, 2012, 08:00:05 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on October 14, 2012, 07:59:19 PM
How did you forget word salad?

My mind is still recoiling in horror from the whole Zara thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#8
October 14, 2012, 08:02:52 PM
I just got a chance to skim through some of that. I have no idea what the history is there but goddamn that guy is permanent newspag.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 14, 2012, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on October 14, 2012, 08:02:52 PM
I just got a chance to skim through some of that. I have no idea what the history is there but goddamn that guy is permanent newspag.

He's still technically a noob.  He was here 7 years ago, and HASN'T CHANGED.  How the FUCK do you NOT CHANGE IN 7 YEARS?

I mean, other than myself.  I was clever and sexy to begin with.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#10
October 14, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
October 14, 2012, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.

Oh, good one.   :lulz:

Are we talking about Fafalel or Halal or whatever her name was?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#12
October 14, 2012, 08:09:01 PM
Following an all out, knock down drag out heel digging screech fest, they will assert that they are not now, and never were, angry. It was the person they were fighting with (who usually are filled with lulz as they mock and poke) who was angry.

Freeky

#13
October 14, 2012, 08:10:26 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.

Oh, good one.   :lulz:

Are we talking about Fafalel or Halal or whatever her name was?

Her and that guy with the Taco Bell story. Dude's name started with an "H". Not holist, I think.

Freeky

#14
October 14, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.
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