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The Good Rev. Must Die!

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 03, 2004, 07:03:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
November 04, 2004, 07:13:45 AM
Can we get back on topic?

Killing Roger, remember?

Draw straws, and get on with it, already.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#16
November 04, 2004, 07:22:16 AM
*lets loose the cats*


Sorry...budget didn't allow for dogs...
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Prickly

#17
November 04, 2004, 02:27:38 PM
*volunteers*

I'm in kind of a rush, though. Can you, maybe, stand in front of Bush so I can kill two stones with one bird?
Pope Prickly the Pielyamorous Porcupine of the Bent Quarter Cabal and, more recently, the Sunrise If You Dare Cabal

Before the beginning, there was a 50/50 chance of either something or nothing existing. So, something and nothing decided to flip a coin to decide which of them would exist. However, in order for there to be a coin to flip, something had to have already won the toss. Therefore, you only exist because something is a cheating bastard.

EraPassing

#18
November 04, 2004, 02:48:25 PM
Roger, I'm refusing your request.
So there.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 04, 2004, 05:47:17 PM
Quote from: Prickly*volunteers*

I'm in kind of a rush, though. Can you, maybe, stand in front of Bush so I can kill two stones with one bird?

Please.  I have standards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
November 04, 2004, 05:47:59 PM
Quote from: EraPassingRoger, I'm refusing your request.
So there.

I think you'll regret that.

Rev Roger,
Thinks you'll regret that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#21
November 04, 2004, 05:57:01 PM
There's lots of things I regret not doing.  

What's one more?
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
November 04, 2004, 06:01:31 PM
Quote from: EraPassingThere's lots of things I regret not doing.  

What's one more?

There's this you can regret DOING, like sending this letter:

Dear John Hinckley,

Congratulations on your upcoming release.

Sincerely,
The Good Rev

PS:  The president is banging Jody Foster.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#23
November 04, 2004, 06:12:29 PM
OH.

That's freakin beautiful, Roger.
It brought a tear to my eye.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
November 04, 2004, 06:14:25 PM
Quote from: EraPassingOH.

That's freakin beautiful, Roger.
It brought a tear to my eye.

Thanks.

I prefer to think of myself as an artist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Malaul

#25
November 04, 2004, 08:52:49 PM
Quote from: Wenchmaster K*lets loose the cats*


Sorry...budget didn't allow for dogs...
::rushes at roger::
somebody better stop me before my assissin skills kick in and I get ahold of the good rev here!!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Z³

#26
November 04, 2004, 08:56:34 PM
Oh no, she's going to assissinate him!

B23.77

#27
November 04, 2004, 08:59:39 PM
I think she's just pulling our chain.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
November 04, 2004, 09:19:39 PM
Quote from: BoltI think she's just pulling our chain.

True dat.

All I get are promises. :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#29
November 04, 2004, 09:20:37 PM
Back off!

I want the Rev alive.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?
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