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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2012, 04:24:12 PM

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April 19, 2012, 04:24:12 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 19, 2012, 04:32:47 PM
What are the crossbars on the front? They look like battery compartments.... :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 19, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 19, 2012, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:32:47 PM
What are the crossbars on the front? They look like battery compartments.... :horrormirth:

I don't know, but the idea that the guy is holding it in his mouth like a giant binky while shaving around it is making me  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
April 19, 2012, 04:36:49 PM
A manly man.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001F2B3P8/ref=dp_otherviews_z_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&img=1

It has pictures.  :lulz:

That guy's beard is solid all the way up to his bottom lip. It's like carpet. And it's Chuck Norris red.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
April 19, 2012, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:36:49 PM
A manly man.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001F2B3P8/ref=dp_otherviews_z_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&img=1

It has pictures.  :lulz:

That guy's beard is solid all the way up to his bottom lip. It's like carpet. And it's Chuck Norris red.  :lol:

I accidentally zoomed in.  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#6
April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?
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Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 19, 2012, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

How would a person hold -

Never mind.  :lulz:
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Doktor Howl

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April 19, 2012, 04:56:50 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

How would a person hold -

Never mind.  :lulz:

I have specially trained midgets.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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April 19, 2012, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

Each of my cheeks needs a Kaiser Bill mustache.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 19, 2012, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

Each of my cheeks needs a Kaiser Bill mustache.

:lulz: Yes. Yes they do.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hirley0

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April 19, 2012, 05:50:11 PM Last Edit: April 19, 2012, 06:09:27 PM by hirley0
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Elder Iptuous

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April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

Doktor Howl

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April 19, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

Dude, if I could do that goatse thing, Jan Brewer would have a new hat.
Molon Lube
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