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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 19, 2012, 04:24:12 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 19, 2012, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

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April 19, 2012, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

Dude, if I could do that goatse thing, Jan Brewer would have a new hat.


Oh lordy...  :horrormirth: :lulz:
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Doktor Howl

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April 19, 2012, 07:29:28 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

Dude, if I could do that goatse thing, Jan Brewer would have a new hat.


Oh lordy...  :horrormirth: :lulz:

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April 21, 2012, 07:38:55 AM
I visualized that. :eek: Then giggled. Asshat.

This is also a thing: http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-Plaid-Dust-Mop-Slippers/dp/B0007916KM/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1334990195&sr=1-1

It made me laugh.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 21, 2012, 08:28:15 AM Last Edit: April 21, 2012, 08:34:13 AM by Anna Mae Bollocks
For the fetish faction of ebay shoppers "VINTAGE Thigh High Stockings Hose Nylons Well Worn Used lingerie I look after the desires and fantasies of the connoisseur of well worn's, offering YOU beautiful sexy lingerie." They're trashed and the bidding is up to  $10.99 :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 21, 2012, 07:42:09 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 21, 2012, 08:28:15 AM
For the fetish faction of ebay shoppers "VINTAGE Thigh High Stockings Hose Nylons Well Worn Used lingerie I look after the desires and fantasies of the connoisseur of well worn's, offering YOU beautiful sexy lingerie." They're trashed and the bidding is up to  $10.99 :lulz:



That's incredible!  :lol:
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