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Started by NewSpag, April 27, 2012, 01:33:33 AM

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April 27, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
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Triple Zero

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April 27, 2012, 01:37:22 AM
Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.
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Salty

#2
April 27, 2012, 01:39:05 AM
You could make a substantial post about something you give a damn about so hard that it makes people puke. But I don't think you will because you're having such a marvelous time.

That doesn't last though.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

AFK

#3
April 27, 2012, 01:42:12 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?


I always chalk it up to swamp gas.
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Deepthroat Chopra

#4
April 27, 2012, 01:47:36 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?

Don't worry about it. Just dun do something stupid, NOW!
Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula Detector

NewSpag

#5
April 27, 2012, 01:56:10 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 27, 2012, 01:39:05 AM
You could make a substantial post about something you give a damn about so hard that it makes people puke. But I don't think you will because you're having such a marvelous time.

That doesn't last though.

Maybe someday when I learn to act my age.

Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2012, 01:37:22 AM
Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.

Maybe I wouldn't PM you about kittens if you didn't post such goshdern cute pics.  Then again maybe not.
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
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There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.

navkat

#6
April 27, 2012, 02:17:39 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 27, 2012, 01:39:05 AM
You could make a substantial post about something you give a damn about so hard that it makes people puke. But I don't think you will because you're having such a marvelous time.

That doesn't last though.

Alty is WIN! 9 out of 10 doktors agree: he's COCKTASTIC.

(And you can't have "cockTASTic" without "TASTe.")

Triple Zero

#7
April 27, 2012, 02:39:25 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 01:56:10 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2012, 01:37:22 AM
Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.

Maybe I wouldn't PM you about kittens if you didn't post such goshdern cute pics.  Then again maybe not.

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/

(guys I think he'll be busy PMing half of reddit for a while now)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

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April 27, 2012, 02:51:32 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon. 

I kinda doubt that.
Molon Lube

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#9
April 27, 2012, 04:30:33 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2012, 02:39:25 AM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 01:56:10 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2012, 01:37:22 AM
Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.

Maybe I wouldn't PM you about kittens if you didn't post such goshdern cute pics.  Then again maybe not.

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/

(guys I think he'll be busy PMing half of reddit for a while now)

Jesus. That's a GOLDMINE!
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navkat

#10
April 27, 2012, 12:03:50 PM


What?

P3nT4gR4m

#11
April 27, 2012, 12:09:01 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 12:03:50 PM


What?

You know they had to remove it's skeleton, below the neck just to get that pic, right?

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navkat

#12
April 27, 2012, 12:17:57 PM
He's so...kitteny.

Faust

#13
April 27, 2012, 01:25:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 27, 2012, 12:09:01 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 12:03:50 PM


What?

You know they had to remove it's skeleton, below the neck just to get that pic, right?

Awesome, I've always wanted a bean bag kitty.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

#14
April 27, 2012, 06:21:33 PM
Quote from: Insanity on April 27, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?

You know how World War One started?

It's kinda like that, only with less train timetables.
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