Hey drama queens!

[NewSpag]

So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?

[Triple Zero]

Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.

[Salty]

You could make a substantial post about something you give a damn about so hard that it makes people puke. But I don't think you will because you're having such a marvelous time.

That doesn't last though.

[AFK]

So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?

I always chalk it up to swamp gas.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?

Don't worry about it. Just dun do something stupid, NOW!

[NewSpag]

You could make a substantial post about something you give a damn about so hard that it makes people puke. But I don't think you will because you're having such a marvelous time.

That doesn't last though.

Maybe someday when I learn to act my age.

Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.

Maybe I wouldn't PM you about kittens if you didn't post such goshdern cute pics.  Then again maybe not.

[navkat]

You could make a substantial post about something you give a damn about so hard that it makes people puke. But I don't think you will because you're having such a marvelous time.

That doesn't last though.

Alty is WIN! 9 out of 10 doktors agree: he's COCKTASTIC.

(And you can't have "cockTASTic" without "TASTe.")

[Triple Zero]

Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.

Maybe I wouldn't PM you about kittens if you didn't post such goshdern cute pics.  Then again maybe not.

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/

(guys I think he'll be busy PMing half of reddit for a while now)

[Doktor Howl]

So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon. 

I kinda doubt that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sit back. Fasten seatbelts. Keep your hands within the vehicle at all times. Do not PM me about kittens again.

Maybe I wouldn't PM you about kittens if you didn't post such goshdern cute pics.  Then again maybe not.

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/

(guys I think he'll be busy PMing half of reddit for a while now)

Jesus. That's a GOLDMINE!

[navkat]

What?

[P3nT4gR4m]

What?

You know they had to remove it's skeleton, below the neck just to get that pic, right?

[navkat]

He's so...kitteny.

[Faust]

What?

You know they had to remove it's skeleton, below the neck just to get that pic, right?

Awesome, I've always wanted a bean bag kitty.

[Cain]

So as you may or may not know I am new here and have dug myself into a pretty deep pit of shit to roll around in.  It may be regrettable and I'll probably climb out sometime soon.  But for the time being I only want to wallow in the shit that I've made for myself.  I thought this would be easy but some new threads have brought the fact that you guys have a LOT of drama going on to my attention. 

So before I go accidentally pissing people off (it's only fun if I do it on purpose) can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on before I go off and dun do something stupid?

You know how World War One started?

It's kinda like that, only with less train timetables.