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Estados Unidos no mas bueno para Mexicanos?

Started by navkat, April 24, 2012, 05:54:46 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 08:37:37 AM
Bumper sticker that shit, y0.

I'm going to try to spread it in Tea Party circles. "Why is it that they start building a fence between the US and Mexico at the same time immigration is decreasing and ceasing to be a problem? Doesn't that seem suspicious? Does it make you wonder if they're planning a similar fence between the US and Canada? Why do they want to keep us from leaving?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on April 25, 2012, 04:07:00 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 08:37:37 AM
Bumper sticker that shit, y0.

I'm going to try to spread it in Tea Party circles. "Why is it that they start building a fence between the US and Mexico at the same time immigration is decreasing and ceasing to be a problem? Doesn't that seem suspicious? Does it make you wonder if they're planning a similar fence between the US and Canada? Why do they want to keep us from leaving?"

Oh hell yea.
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Nephew Twiddleton

I think Myron's going to have a couple of facebook statuses.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2012, 09:15:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
So my friend says

QuoteRemember the fence they're building around the country to "keep the illegals out"? Isn't that the same thing they told the people of East Berlin?

:lulz: I like his direction, and think I am going to start spreading that rumor.

WIN!

It's actually crossed my mind more than once that "enhanced border security" COULD be intended to keep us in at some point.
It's not that hard to picture this whole motherfucker surrounded by razor wire and guard towers. 
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How did that Snickers bar get on my bunk?  :horrormirth:
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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

inode_buddha

Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

inode_buddha

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!

Because $$$$$ wall st is god! Why do you hate america!?
:teabagger1:
C|N>K

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!

Besides, Meskins is brown and brown peeple is terrarists! Like them dothead Moozlums!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!

Besides, Meskins is brown and brown peeple is terrarists! Like them dothead Moozlums!

Meskins are terrists? Daym. And hurr I thought thems was comin over to take our money.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:29:50 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!

Besides, Meskins is brown and brown peeple is terrarists! Like them dothead Moozlums!

Meskins are terrists? Daym. And hurr I thought thems was comin over to take our money.

They is! All our tax munny goes for welfare for them and their anker baybees! The guvmint buys em cars and shit!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

inode_buddha

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:35:30 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:29:50 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!

Besides, Meskins is brown and brown peeple is terrarists! Like them dothead Moozlums!

Meskins are terrists? Daym. And hurr I thought thems was comin over to take our money.

They is! All our tax munny goes for welfare for them and their anker baybees! The guvmint buys em cars and shit!

[...as opposed to paying for a couple of wars...]

:lulz: OK, back to smashing paradigms!  :lulz:
C|N>K

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:35:30 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:29:50 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!

Besides, Meskins is brown and brown peeple is terrarists! Like them dothead Moozlums!

Meskins are terrists? Daym. And hurr I thought thems was comin over to take our money.

They is! All our tax munny goes for welfare for them and their anker baybees! The guvmint buys em cars and shit!

Anker baybees! Wull that tears it. Ah ghiss Ahm in favur of aborshin afturall. Whut's an anker baybee need with a car? Ah don't want my munny triffled with.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

inode_buddha

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:42:35 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:35:30 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:29:50 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 25, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: inode_buddha on April 25, 2012, 06:00:45 PM
Leaving the paranoia aside for a bit, just for the sake of the usual debate. What the hell makes idiots think that cutting off *all* immigtration would give them a job? It won't. It won't make a damn bit of difference because you aren't cheap enough.

This is Merka. Merkins don't like no fancy talk in their answers. Yew gotta keep the answer simple! Simple answers fer everything! If you ain't sayin' that the Mexy-kins are taking our jobs, yer not talking simple enough!

Besides, Meskins is brown and brown peeple is terrarists! Like them dothead Moozlums!

Meskins are terrists? Daym. And hurr I thought thems was comin over to take our money.

They is! All our tax munny goes for welfare for them and their anker baybees! The guvmint buys em cars and shit!

Anker baybees! Wull that tears it. Ah ghiss Ahm in favur of aborshin afturall. Whut's an anker baybee need with a car? Ah don't want my munny triffled with.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Oh say can you sEEEEEEEE
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