Two Important Questions

[Triple Zero]

The Twiddlerat0r.
Bruce Twillis.
The Chronicles of Twiddick.
Twiddler Durden.
Judge Twidd.
Twid Dieselton.
Twiddlegheddon.
Demolition Twid.
Twiddle Recall.
Twid Monkeys.
Twiddledock Saints.
Twitch.
Twiddle With A Shotgun.
Twambo.
Twiddle X.
This Is Spinal Twid.
Doctor Strangleton.

Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.[/quote]

Not only that, but the main characters are Irish!

Also, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don't believe anybody would dare to!

As you might have noticed, I only named bad-assery.

(for instance, there is no Twidlight in that list, you don't think I omitted it by accident?)

[Cain]

But Twilight clearly is awesome?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Twiddlerat0r.
Bruce Twillis.
The Chronicles of Twiddick.
Twiddler Durden.
Judge Twidd.
Twid Dieselton.
Twiddlegheddon.
Demolition Twid.
Twiddle Recall.
Twid Monkeys.
Twiddledock Saints.
Twitch.
Twiddle With A Shotgun.
Twambo.
Twiddle X.
This Is Spinal Twid.
Doctor Strangleton.

Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.

Not only that, but the main characters are Irish!

Also, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don't believe anybody would dare to!

As you might have noticed, I only named bad-assery.

(for instance, there is no Twidlight in that list, you don't think I omitted it by accident?)
[/quote]

Heheh, I didn't notice but thanks~!

[navkat]

Why are you all assuming that I'm pretending to be mentally ill?  I made no such claim.  I merely claimed to be insane.  Until you know how I define "sanity" (and thus "insanity") there's a 105% chances (with a 4% margin of error) that you are misunderstanding me.

No it doesn't get me a lot  of poontang, but it does get me tangspoon which is pretty much the same thing and tastes much better imho.

Until you explain what meaning you have assigned to words that already have meanings, we kind of have to operate on the original meaning of the word.

Well then I shall pretend you asked me how I define sanity!  I (currently) define sanity as follows: having contact reality.  Thus insanity would be loss of contact reality.  And while I have a long ways to go before I completely loose touch with reality I consider myself more insane than most.

Okay, I'll bite.  In what way, without any flowery language, metaphors, or similies, or any other "Saying one thing to illustrate another, or to sound deep and like it was an enlightening experience," have you lost contact with reality?

On the far to rare occasion that I get my grubby hands on some psychedelics.  Every time I take a trip I come back a little less sane

See, people here have actually gone insane.  You know, the kind where you think your loved ones are trying to kill you, hearing voices that aren't there, getting gripped by crippling and seemingly endless depression.  It isn't fun or funny, so that's why nobody is impressed.

And for the record, that's what I assumed you meant when you said you'd gone insane.

This. There are two reactions to names like Jim Morrisson, Van Gogh and Sylvia Plath. The first is "OH MY GAWD HOW BEAUTIFUL AND TRAGIC WHERE IS MY JOURNAL I WANNA LISTEN TO TORI AMOS AND BY THE WAY HOW MUCH THUJONE/WORMWOOD IS IN THAT BOTTLE OF CZECH ABSINTH?"

The other is "Sweet hellacious fuck, that sucked. When I'm a geriatric, I hope they pull the plug on me long before the dust bunny monsters come BACK."

[Don Coyote]

I for one am constantly worried just how fucked my head might, and just how much of what I percieve is 'real'. That shit isn't something to asspire to. And to make light of insanity is making light of the plight of people who suffer from anything that interferes with their interactions with the world and society. It's not cool. It's fucking sociopathic.

[navkat]

IRONY.

[Phox]

The Twiddlerat0r.
Bruce Twillis.
The Chronicles of Twiddick.
Twiddler Durden.
Judge Twidd.
Twid Dieselton.
Twiddlegheddon.
Demolition Twid.
Twiddle Recall.
Twid Monkeys.
Twiddledock Saints.
Twitch.
Twiddle With A Shotgun.
Twambo.
Twiddle X.
This Is Spinal Twid.
Doctor Strangleton.

Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.

Not only that, but the main characters are Irish!

Also, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don't believe anybody would dare to!

As you might have noticed, I only named bad-assery.

(for instance, there is no Twidlight in that list, you don't think I omitted it by accident?)

This list... it is good, yes, but you left out some of the best:

A Twid Too Far
Saturday Night Twid
Twid Gun
Twid and the Darkness
Twiddleton Story
Jason and the Argotwids
What's Eating Gilbert Twid?
Clash of the Twiddletons
The House on Haunted Twid

And let's not forget literature:

Through The Looking Twid
Twiddleton & Twiddlette
The Twidiad
MacTwiddleton
Twid of Green Gables
The Twid and the Motorcycle
Curious Twid
The Divine Twiddleton
Twidenstein

[Don Coyote]

IRONY.

Post wasn't direct at you rainbow cat of sparkles.

[Telarus]

I like Jethro Tull.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I like Jethro Tull.

Who doesn't?




ASSCLOWNS, THAT'S WHO.

[Phox]

I like Jethro Tull.

Who doesn't?




ASSCLOWNS, THAT'S WHO.

FUCK YEAH.

[Phox]

Also:

Twidception
Bicycle Twid
Twid & Twid Go To White Castle
Twid to the Moon
When Twid Met Villager
Twid and the Machine
Breakfast at Twiddleton's
Twiddlepatra
Twid-Hur
Twiddleton Crusoe

[Cainad (dec.)]

I also think that we should all take a moment to cherish this experience. No one in the history of Discordianism has ever presented themselves as "insane" before this incredible individual came along.

He has shown us all a new way of thinking and acting that is not at all clichéd or played-out among Internet Discordians. I for one think we all need to be more appreciative of this 100% new and interesting personality.

[Cainad (dec.)]

ESPECIALLY in light of the horribly sane days of 2005-ish, when this forum presented itself as a bastion of clear and boringly rational thought.

[Cain]

ESPECIALLY in light of the horribly sane days of 2005-ish, when this forum presented itself as a bastion of clear and boringly rational thought.

*stabbity-stab, face-raping bats and tequila*