ATTN: Ewe People

[AFK]

Well, I certainly didn't expect the part where they dragged my wife into it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nobody's questioning your wife. Just you, and trying to make sense of why you've been such a douche for the last year or so.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, I certainly didn't expect the part where they dragged my wife into it.

Who said anything about your wife?  I was talking about you.  I've never met your wife, I've never spoken to your wife, I know nothing about her, and thus have no opinion whatsoever.

[AFK]

But why does my wife, or my relationship with my wife, even need to be a part of the conversation? 

Though, I do have to say that one isn't nearly as entertaining as the theory posited early on that I'm some kind of brilliant, sociological mad scientist who carefully crafted and engineered this exact response from beginning to end. 

I mean, fuck, that sounds much more impressive than a guy just trying to throw out a gag. 

[Doktor Howl]

But why does my wife, or my relationship with my wife, even need to be a part of the conversation? 

Speculation.  SCIENCE, in fact.  How DOES a perfectly nice guy turn into a complete prick in 12 months?

[NewSpag]

Yes, sometimes it IS personal with Nigel.  I just don't like her, and I've been doing my best to avoid her, but however smart and intelligent I may be, I'm still human.  In fact I have her on ignore and only see her posts when others are quoting her.

Nobody's questioning your wife. Just you, and trying to make sense of why you've been such a douche for the last year or so.

Not taking sides, just thought that you should be aware of a part of the conversation you're ignoring.

[Doktor Howl]

Yes, sometimes it IS personal with Nigel.  I just don't like her, and I've been doing my best to avoid her, but however smart and intelligent I may be, I'm still human.  In fact I have her on ignore and only see her posts when others are quoting her.

Nobody's questioning your wife. Just you, and trying to make sense of why you've been such a douche for the last year or so.

Not taking sides, just thought that you should be aware of a part of the conversation you're ignoring.

Well, aren't you just the little helper?

[AFK]

But why does my wife, or my relationship with my wife, even need to be a part of the conversation? 

Speculation.  SCIENCE, in fact.  How DOES a perfectly nice guy turn into a complete prick in 12 months?

Maybe all of that other stuff (i.e. - the false accusations) that you are conveniently, again, ignoring. 

[Doktor Howl]

But why does my wife, or my relationship with my wife, even need to be a part of the conversation? 

Speculation.  SCIENCE, in fact.  How DOES a perfectly nice guy turn into a complete prick in 12 months?

Maybe all of that other stuff (i.e. - the false accusations) that you are conveniently, again, ignoring.

Well, here's the thing, RWHN...I'm kinda dumb, but a year of pattern recognition will eventually pound its way through even my thick skull.

[Doktor Howl]

Tell you what.

You tell me, with a straight face, that there was no malice whatsoever behind this sort of shit, and I'll take you at your word.

[AFK]

Well, no, of course there was no malice behind this because....wait for it....

It

wasn't

directed

at 

you.

It....was.....a.....pun!

I'm not going to validate this conspiracy theory you've concocted.  Sorry, I'm just not.  There is no malice because it isn't there. 

[Doktor Howl]

Well, no, of course there was no malice behind this because....wait for it....

It

wasn't

directed

at 

you.

It....was.....a.....pun!

I'm not going to validate this conspiracy theory you've concocted.  Sorry, I'm just not.  There is no malice because it isn't there.

Okay.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

As if you aren't intelligent people who make up your own minds. Also, as if we haven't totally had arguments, sometimes quite heated ones.

Ya I mean I never ever ever EVER got into a stupid with Roger over my own stupidity. I have always been his dutiful thrall.

That's the thing. We have all had arguments, and maybe even fallings-out. And we have worked it out.

But we're not Nice People^TM.

Nice People^TM don't keep hanging around that mean old peedee (except to lurk and copypaste so they have material for the NICE forums.)

Nice People^TM are TRULY DEEPLY BUTTHURT if you snark at them for ANY reason and they will NEVER GET OVER IT NEVER NEVER NEVER. Because their butts are WOUNDED. Maybe even CRIPPLED FOR LIFE.

We're talking INCURABLE TERMINAL BUTTHURT. Please CALL IN AND PLEDGE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN so that we can someday find the CURE. *cue video of butthurt Nice People^TM with "Wind Beneath My Wings" playing in the background*

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Nope, she sticks to trashing reputations, like she did with me, like she did with Cram, like she did with TTM, like she did with PurpleEris, anyone she doesn't like.  She doesn't get threads, she gets personal.  Good on you for sticking up for that. 

I'm done with you, think what you want.  I won't lose any sleep over it.

Dude, you're coming off like Khara's pet parrot.

That's very funny coming from you.

And he still believes in Mind Control Laz0rz. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Well, no, of course there was no malice behind this because....wait for it....

It

wasn't

directed

at 

you.

It....was.....a.....pun!

I'm not going to validate this conspiracy theory you've concocted.  Sorry, I'm just not.  There is no malice because it isn't there.

Okay.

Just saw this. (Been out of town and then catching up on sleep.)

Okay. For now.