Happy loyalty day, Amerispags!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.


also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.


WHATEVER!

(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.


also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.


WHATEVER!

(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)

I'd do him.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.


also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.


WHATEVER!

(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)

I'd do him.

Same.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm loyal.  Oh, my, yes.

[Triple Zero]

I don't give a shit.
I'm loyal in the way that "Get off my damn lawn!" makes me a good american.


also say what you want, but that president is one handsome fella.


WHATEVER!

(also I've been unconsciously blacking out "in god we trust" on all my money with sharpie and I don't notice I'm doing it)

I'd do him.

Same.

Can't have loyalty without presidential gang-rape!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]