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Started by NewSpag, May 01, 2012, 03:55:25 AM

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Cain

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.
Musical nicks?

Oh no, this was far funnier.  A bunch of posters, who shall remain unnamed, changed their nicks to variations upon "The Reverend Asshat", for reasons that are lost to the mists of time.  This carried on for a few days, and then some enterprising admin found the button which locked usernames from changing, and activated it.

And then everyone was an Asshat.

Lenin McCarthy

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never knew that this function existed in any way.
But now these days are gone, I rest myself assured
That this was a huge mistake, I'm going to revert it and forever close the doors.

Triple Zero

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Drol
Kees
Zak Stront
Henk
Braaksel
Jaap
Pukkel
Piet
Kotsneiging
Teun
Aambei
Joop
Oorsmeer

I completely second all of these classic and traditional Dutch names. They mean, respectively: Strength, Wisdom, Devotion, Cunning, Justice, Wit, Honesty, Cleverness, Destiny, Irony, Power, Zeal, Endurance and Eloquence.

Pick one before anyone else does!
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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navkat

Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 01, 2012, 10:21:17 PM
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never knew that this function existed in any way.
But now these days are gone, I rest myself assured
That this was a huge mistake, I'm going to revert it and forever close the doors.

I fucking love you. You're my new PD crush.

Lenin McCarthy

Quote from: navkat on May 02, 2012, 05:40:09 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 01, 2012, 10:21:17 PM
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never knew that this function existed in any way.
But now these days are gone, I rest myself assured
That this was a huge mistake, I'm going to revert it and forever close the doors.

I fucking love you. You're my new PD crush.
Naww. :oops:

navkat

All your replies should be in Beatles lyric.

Cain


Lenin McCarthy


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Beatles lyrics may force me to invent a new admin function, as none of the existing ones are horrible enough.
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