ALL HUMANS MUST BE EATEN.

[Doktor Howl]

I want to rent one of those Clearchannel billboards on I-10 and put my hairy ass on it, with an arrow pointing to it, saying, YOUR LIPS HERE.

[Cain]

The difference between the government and the mafia is the latter has omerta, and the former has the Official Secrets Act.

And the mafia owns some banks, and the government is owned by the banks.

And some politicians are members of the Mafia.  And some prominent Mafia members have careers in politics.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

This is me reading essentially every other post in this thread:

"OH, SHIT!"

Also, it pains me how we have literally voted criminals into office and people STILL DON'T GET IT, MAN!

Meh.

[Worm Rider]

Premise: The way to power is by fucking people over and depriving them of theirs. However, it must be done correctly. Awkwardly killing a few people won't get you anywhere.
Conclusion: If I want power I need to fuck some people over in the right way (whatever that is).
Question: How hard, how many, and in what way do I need to fuck people over to make it into that top one percent I keep hearing about?
Moral: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Quit your bitchin.
Personal ad: SWM, seeking to fuck people over for power.

[NewSpag]

The difference between the government and the mafia is the latter has omerta, and the former has the Official Secrets Act.

And the mafia owns some banks, and the government is owned by the banks.

And some politicians are members of the Mafia.  And some prominent Mafia members have careers in politics.

As of right now the mafia is my favorite branch of the US Government because they don't run ad campaigns.