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Started by navkat, May 02, 2012, 02:57:09 PM

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Cain

The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

Phox

Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.
Then why the hell is he so influential?  :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on May 06, 2012, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.
Then why the hell is he so influential?  :argh!:

I'm not sure.  You'd think the clones would negate anything else.

Cain

Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.

Not as irritating as the actuality, I'm sure.

I mean, imagine how awkward the whole situation would be....

Phox

Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:40:03 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on May 06, 2012, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.
Then why the hell is he so influential?  :argh!:

I'm not sure.  You'd think the clones would negate anything else.
I know, right? Would that we were so lucky.  :lulz:


navkat

Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.

Great. More Nigels.

NO NOT NIGELS, NIGELINAS! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

When I saw the title of this thread, I just went straight to the last page to see if it had gotten choppy, yet. I see it's already devolved into Heinlein v. Shakespeare and Clone Griping.

Oh PD, you're so predictable.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Telarus

Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 06, 2012, 11:55:39 PM
When I saw the title of this thread, I just went straight to the last page to see if it had gotten choppy, yet. I see it's already devolved into Heinlein v. Shakespeare and Clone Griping.

Oh PD, you're so predictable.

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Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 06, 2012, 11:55:39 PM
When I saw the title of this thread, I just went straight to the last page to see if it had gotten choppy, yet. I see it's already devolved into Heinlein v. Shakespeare and Clone Griping.

Oh PD, you're so predictable.


Yeah,sorry, I've been too busy to properly participate in this thread.  ;)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.

Now you made me curious, why?

Having sex with an opposite sex clone of myself doesn't really sit right with me either. First of, I can't really imagine what I'd look like if I'd grown up with XX chromosomes. And probably more importantly, she'd not be me, she'd just share a load of my DNA. It'd be like having sex with an identical twin sister :x That's not right! No no, in such a case of meeting my clone, we'd be setting eachother up with our friends, or something, maybe. And regular family type bonding, except better because we'd both be really awesome. Actually, my actual brother is also really awesome, so kind of like that.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2012, 12:50:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.

Now you made me curious, why?

Having sex with an opposite sex clone of myself doesn't really sit right with me either. First of, I can't really imagine what I'd look like if I'd grown up with XX chromosomes. And probably more importantly, she'd not be me, she'd just share a load of my DNA. It'd be like having sex with an identical twin sister :x That's not right! No no, in such a case of meeting my clone, we'd be setting eachother up with our friends, or something, maybe. And regular family type bonding, except better because we'd both be really awesome. Actually, my actual brother is also really awesome, so kind of like that.

Because clones are genetically identical to their donors, so they're the same sex.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2012, 01:42:40 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2012, 12:50:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.

Now you made me curious, why?

Having sex with an opposite sex clone of myself doesn't really sit right with me either. First of, I can't really imagine what I'd look like if I'd grown up with XX chromosomes. And probably more importantly, she'd not be me, she'd just share a load of my DNA. It'd be like having sex with an identical twin sister :x That's not right! No no, in such a case of meeting my clone, we'd be setting eachother up with our friends, or something, maybe. And regular family type bonding, except better because we'd both be really awesome. Actually, my actual brother is also really awesome, so kind of like that.

Because clones are genetically identical to their donors, so they're the same sex.

It's just as well.  I'd just spend all of my time trying to feel me up.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 01:44:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 07, 2012, 01:42:40 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2012, 12:50:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.

Now you made me curious, why?

Having sex with an opposite sex clone of myself doesn't really sit right with me either. First of, I can't really imagine what I'd look like if I'd grown up with XX chromosomes. And probably more importantly, she'd not be me, she'd just share a load of my DNA. It'd be like having sex with an identical twin sister :x That's not right! No no, in such a case of meeting my clone, we'd be setting eachother up with our friends, or something, maybe. And regular family type bonding, except better because we'd both be really awesome. Actually, my actual brother is also really awesome, so kind of like that.

Because clones are genetically identical to their donors, so they're the same sex.

It's just as well.  I'd just spend all of my time trying to feel me up.

I know, right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 07, 2012, 12:50:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 06, 2012, 10:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 06, 2012, 10:36:14 PM
The problem with comparing Heinlein to Shakespeare is that Shakespeare never wrote a story about having sex with your opposite gender clones.

For some reason, I find the idea of opposite-sex clones extremely irritating.

Now you made me curious, why?

Having sex with an opposite sex clone of myself doesn't really sit right with me either. First of, I can't really imagine what I'd look like if I'd grown up with XX chromosomes. And probably more importantly, she'd not be me, she'd just share a load of my DNA. It'd be like having sex with an identical twin sister :x That's not right! No no, in such a case of meeting my clone, we'd be setting eachother up with our friends, or something, maybe. And regular family type bonding, except better because we'd both be really awesome. Actually, my actual brother is also really awesome, so kind of like that.

:lulz:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.