Never mind all that, LOOK AT THIS WOMAN'S FACE!

[East Coast Hustle]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/tanning-booth-mom-says-arrest-taking-daughter-5-153138630.html

[Don Coyote]

That cannot be healthy.

[navkat]

I think the poor woman cooked her head. She certainly talks like you would expect from someone who willingly inflicted partial-thickness burns upon the largest organ in their anatomy.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

Looks like there was a microwave involved. Was fear of melanoma just a passing fad?

[navkat]

Looks like there was a microwave involved. Was fear of melanoma just a passing fad?

For this woman, I'm sure it was a fashion faux pas.

[Doktor Howl]

She doesn't look 44.   

[Freeky]

JESUS FUCK!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was fucking DISTURBING. 

[navkat]

She doesn't look 44.   

She doesn't look 14 either. In fact, there are a whole lot of ages and things she don't look.

[Freeky]

She doesn't look 44.   

She doesn't look 14 either. In fact, there are a whole lot of ages and things she don't look.

"Healthy" is one of those things.

[Freeky]

She doesn't look 44.   

She doesn't look 14 either. In fact, there are a whole lot of ages and things she don't look.

And I think Dok was saying she looks way, way older than 44...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I didn't know you could tan the leather while it was still on the living body.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Jesus dog felching christ, it's like a fucking handbag with eyes! Whether or not the kid was in a booth, she's in danger of radiation exposure just being in the same house as her.

[Doktor Howl]

She doesn't look 44.   

She doesn't look 14 either. In fact, there are a whole lot of ages and things she don't look.

And I think Dok was saying she looks way, way older than 44...

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[trippinprincezz13]

I....never got those people. Yea, I get maybe wanting to get a little tan, whatever, that's fine. But when you start to look like....that, doesn't something click that something's not right?

Or is it like reverse low self-esteem, where you look in the mirror and think "Wow, I'm super SEXAY!" when the reality is that you look like an old pocketbook.

That and the ones that spray themselves orange.

As for the kid, ehhhh, I'd be more inclined to believe the sunburn story if the mom wasn't a burnt carrot. Not that it's not true. But, I vaguely remember my mom going tanning a few times maybe when we were younger and never went in the same room. Either sat in the waiting room or maybe chairs outside the tanning area.

Also, 44?!?! Damn, that's kinda sad.