It's like this....

[Head]

I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.

If you have nowhere to go and you don't want to go there, why don't you just have a seat and put on the television? Here, have a beer or 10. Take two of these and call me in the morning, unless you're feeling too content to pick up the phone. Never mind those thin sticky strands you feel around your face. That sensation is merely a harmless side effect. You don't need to go anywhere. Why would you when you can stay right here?

[Doktor Howl]

I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.

That's because you're not serious about having a good time.

[AFK]

I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.

Seriously, don't go there, because you'll never find your way back out. 

[Triple Zero]

I have absolutely nowhere to go, and I sure as shit don't want to go there.

I've given this some thought, and it turns out you're right where you should be.

[Head]

If you have nowhere to go and you don't want to go there, why don't you just have a seat and put on the television? Here, have a beer or 10. Take two of these and call me in the morning, unless you're feeling too content to pick up the phone. Never mind those thin sticky strands you feel around your face. That sensation is merely a harmless side effect. You don't need to go anywhere. Why would you when you can stay right here?

But if I turn on the television, then I'll be watching television....

You can see the bind I'm in.

[Head]

I've given this some thought, and it turns out you're right where you should be.

No, actually, I'm not right where I shouldn't be.

At least that's a start.

[Head]

That's because you're not serious about having a good time.

I'm dead serious about having a good time. Dead serious.

Who are all you people?!

[Triple Zero]

I've given this some thought, and it turns out you're right where you should be.

No, actually, I'm not right where I shouldn't be.

At least that's a start.

Colourless green ideas fap furiously.

[P3nT4gR4m]

How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? 

[Head]

Colourless green ideas fap furiously.

So, you're CGI Eff Effs?

God, you look just like real ones!

[Triple Zero]

How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? 

Well, the usertitle changes from "Known" to "Known & Noted".

This is now the most useful post ITT.

[Head]

How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? 

Yes, I saw that earlier.

But I thought, since I'm new here, they'd cut me a break... today...

See? There are clues everywhere!

[Freeky]

How am I supposed to give 50 posts when the postcount lies? 

Yes, I saw that earlier.

But I thought, since I'm new here, they'd cut me a break... today...

See? There are clues everywhere!

Heh. Heheh.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey, I know who you are. Aren't you that guy who plays guitar in Jesus' band? You know, the one that left that rather obscure band, Korn?