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URGENT: LMNO

Started by Doktor Howl, May 07, 2012, 08:06:41 PM

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Doktor Howl

Spray-on bed liner is for pick up trucks.  ONLY for trucks.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Does this mean I won't be getting the deposit back on my apartment?

LMNO

Do you know how hard it is to set up 75 square yards of neoprene tarpaulin?

I mean, the sun's already coming up by the time the last concrete screw is in place.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:11:21 PM
Do you know how hard it is to set up 75 square yards of neoprene tarpaulin?

I mean, the sun's already coming up by the time the last concrete screw is in place.

Oh, I understand THAT bit.

But creating "LMNO's House of Wax" with Rhino liner and Connecticut spags is fucking inexcusable.  They can't help being what they are.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

How, then, do you propose that he prevent the damage that his frequent abuses cause?
Furthermore, what should he do to prevent the unintentional sliding that occurs when the vibrations from the poultry depilator start to really ramp up?

Doktor Howl

You can now drive a monster truck over Cainad without doing any harm to him at all.

But seriously...AIR HOLES.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:17:17 PM
You can now drive a monster truck over Cainad without doing any harm to him at all.

But seriously...AIR HOLES.
ARE FOR SISSIES.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:48:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:17:17 PM
You can now drive a monster truck over Cainad without doing any harm to him at all.

But seriously...AIR HOLES.
ARE FOR SISSIES.

He's probably already dead in there, NOT THAT YOU CARE.
Molon Lube

LMNO

You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Sunlight also kills us, or transforms us. I forget which.

LMNO

Wait... how did Cainad get in there?  I must have been confused with all that sideburn hair.

Don Coyote

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 09:04:12 PM
Wait... how did Cainad get in there?  I must have been confused with all that sideburn hair.
:lulz:
SINCE WHEN HAVE I HAD SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:03:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:59:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Sunlight also kills us, or transforms us. I forget which.

I think it just cooks your protective cover of slime off, and then you turn into tanning room lady.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 09:04:12 PM
Wait... how did Cainad get in there?  I must have been confused with all that sideburn hair.
:lulz:
SINCE WHEN HAVE I HAD SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN THE BOX!