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I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING

Started by Triple Zero, May 11, 2012, 09:35:23 PM

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navkat

#15
May 12, 2012, 11:43:17 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 12, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
What are your plans for your 230th secual anniversary?

I was trying to think of a secual innuendo to reply to that but I'm at a loss.

:-)
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Bruno

#16
May 13, 2012, 12:20:01 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 12, 2012, 11:43:17 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 12, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
What are your plans for your 230th secual anniversary?

I was trying to think of a secual innuendo to reply to that but I'm at a loss.

:-)

I was torn between "secual anniversary" and "Hert."

Between those two things, there's got to be some kind of pun or something.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
May 13, 2012, 04:33:01 AM
...better Nate than Lever?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#18
May 13, 2012, 07:31:01 AM
Wasn't that the ending to Lost?
Formerly something else...

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
May 13, 2012, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 13, 2012, 07:31:01 AM
Wasn't that the ending to Lost?

No that was the people involved going, "the Island is not Purgatory" and then having all of the flash forwards being Purgatory, yes seriously, Purgatory, but no we didn't lie to you because that's what Jack's experiencing just after he dies in the final scene where Vincent the Dog comes up and keeps him company as the plane flies away, presumably to Los Angeles. The Island is still totally not Purgatory but we won't bother to give you a satisfying ending.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Bruno

#20
May 13, 2012, 09:13:28 AM
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

#21
May 13, 2012, 09:29:27 AM
Quote from: Chronicles of Twiddick on May 13, 2012, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 13, 2012, 07:31:01 AM
Wasn't that the ending to Lost?

No that was the people involved going, "the Island is not Purgatory" and then having all of the flash forwards being Purgatory, yes seriously, Purgatory, but no we didn't lie to you because that's what Jack's experiencing just after he dies in the final scene where Vincent the Dog comes up and keeps him company as the plane flies away, presumably to Los Angeles. The Island is still totally not Purgatory but we won't bother to give you a satisfying ending.

That fucking series was dictated by the ghost of RAW, who ALSO couldn't end a fucking story.
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