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I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
« on: May 11, 2012, 09:35:23 pm »
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Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 09:39:32 pm »
Imperial or metric seconds?
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Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 09:43:21 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 12:02:01 am »
What are you doing to ceebrate it?
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2012, 12:24:12 am »
What are you doing to ceebrate it?

Well I kinda forgot about it until my alarm went off half an hour before :) So I'm watching the final 2 eps of Jekyll (it's pretty good btw, can recommend, creepy weird by Steven Moffat, plus the crazy chick from Coupling being awesome, funny and hot) and some random poking around with Python in between.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 12:42:36 am »
Jane or sally? They were both kinda crazy.
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2012, 01:16:43 am »
YOU DID IT! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2012, 02:04:10 am »
Jane or sally? They were both kinda crazy.

Jane.

Also I just finished it, kinda makes me hope there'll be a second series (loose ends, questions, things that dont make sense), but I read the BBC aren't interested. Still really good though.
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2012, 03:52:52 am »
Which second was your favorite?
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 09:07:12 pm »
I'm not sure, every time I pick one, it turns out to be a second favourite.
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Re: I AM ONE BILLION SECONDS OLD, ASK ME ANYTHING
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 09:25:11 pm »
Since no-one else has asked it yet: ANAL?

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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2012, 09:26:35 pm »
Why, Cain ... I thought you'd never ...
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 10:29:15 pm »
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will you count every single one until the second billion?
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 11:27:57 pm »
What are your plans for your 230th secual anniversary?
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