No Room For Rant

[Salty]

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Watch it punsters, you just watch it.
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When I first got here OR KILL ME was where I spent my time reading. Sillieness and hilarious inanity is great and everything, but as a consistently angry person the thought OR KILL ME made the rounds in my head until every square inch was begging for fresh air. Perhaps the brains of some of those around me did much the same. Not my fucking problem.

The logic behind shouting OR KILL ME is, as far as I understand it, is to make sure that everyone within earshot knows you fucking mean it, whatever it is. It also invites a certain response. Like, "If you have a problem with what I just said or did, DO something about it."

GIVE ME FREEDOM
On one hand you have the kind of Discordian who cares about FREEDOM and all that it means, to everyone. What DOES it mean? Who needs it? Who deserves it? What is it? How far are you willing to go to get it? Who are you willing to alienate to maintain it? What does it mean? What the fucking hell does it even mean?

Before you start answering that, it means a lot of things to people day-to-day. Some of it's stupid, a bit of it is absolutely vital.
But the point is To say GIVE ME FREEDOM is, in some part, to ask these questions.

Meanwhile, OR KILL ME is on the other side, waiting.

It's a group of surly, intelligent people holding big sticks as you round the bend, looking on inquisitively.
OR KILL ME begs you to ask a questions, to shout a slur, to make some kind of assumption.
It's the part that wants to make sure that you know that, seriously, really, truly we are not going back inside there, we are not going to be quiet about it, we are not going to stop and if you have a problem with that you can not only just FUCK RIGHT OFF and SHUT THE FUCK UP but you are more than welcome to step right over here and try to DO something about it.

On one hand you have one discordian, on the other another.

I don't need a subforum. I never post my rants here anymore because there's no point. Sure they might get buried by apples, but I don't want to shout OR KILL ME into a quiet room where people feel...I dunno...I actually don't know what people post here. That's not the point.

The point is that...oh I've lost it.

Oh yes...
We have no vacancies at Case De Spag. There's a manger out back, go cry about it back there.

OR NOT, WHATEVER.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!



GIVE ME FREEDOM, SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF! OR KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[Freeky]

Excellent, Alty! Or Fuck Legumes guy, whatever.

[Doktor Howl]

The logic behind shouting OR KILL ME is, as far as I understand it, is to make sure that everyone within earshot knows you fucking mean it, whatever it is. It also invites a certain response. Like, "If you have a problem with what I just said or did, DO something about it."

"You'll have to kill me to get me to stop."

[AnarChloe]

This is amazingly wonderful.

Go on then! Do something about it if you don't like it! Bitch.

[Doktor Howl]

This is amazingly wonderful.

Go on then! Do something about it if you don't like it! Bitch.

Nice.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

This is amazingly wonderful.

Go on then! Do something about it if you don't like it! Bitch.

Welcome, noob!

[hirley0]

This is amazingly wonderful.

Go on then! Do something about it if you don't like it! Bitch.

Welcome, noob!

SECOND: :21? Not an Apple ? Fine 108 A Ti?