Poomp, there it is!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today I came home from work early due and have spent the last several hours on the toilet with a Reader's Digest. Since I can't go anywhere or do anything and I dropped my crochet hook in the bathtub, I will share with you a few tidbits of this month's Reader's Digest while my SO hunts down a new pack of wipes.

The Words of the Month are:

"Singlism" which, naturally, is the 'stereotyping, stigmatizing and discriminating against single adults'.

"Matrimania" is described as 'the myth that the only route to happiness is finding one partner who can meet your every emotional and social need'.

These terms apparently originated in 'The Atlantic' but now they are entirely en vogue because RD has put them out there.

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According to RD, parents are organizing chicken pox parties on Facebook. Parents who want to immunize their kids without vaccinations pay the parents of kids with the pox to send them anything from blankets to candy to used healthcare items in order to spread the itchy, itchy love. RD got this information from 'Medical News Today'.

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There is a website, my.microbes.eu that lets you send a stool sample and 2 grand to have the microbes in your poop analyzed and then you are matched up with people who have similar microbes.

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You can now be interred underwater, in the Neptune Memorial Reef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS-2LVXDLoQ

[EK WAFFLR]

Today I came home from work early due and have spent the last several hours on the toilet with a Reader's Digest. Since I can't go anywhere or do anything and I dropped my crochet hook in the bathtub, I will share with you a few tidbits of this month's Reader's Digest while my SO hunts down a new pack of wipes.

The Words of the Month are:

"Singlism" which, naturally, is the 'stereotyping, stigmatizing and discriminating against single adults'.

"Matrimania" is described as 'the myth that the only route to happiness is finding one partner who can meet your every emotional and social need'.

These terms apparently originated in 'The Atlantic' but now they are entirely en vogue because RD has put them out there.

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According to RD, parents are organizing chicken pox parties on Facebook. Parents who want to immunize their kids without vaccinations pay the parents of kids with the pox to send them anything from blankets to candy to used healthcare items in order to spread the itchy, itchy love. RD got this information from 'Medical News Today'.

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There is a website, my.microbes.eu that lets you send a stool sample and 2 grand to have the microbes in your poop analyzed and then you are matched up with people who have similar microbes.

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You can now be interred underwater, in the Neptune Memorial Reef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS-2LVXDLoQ

I poomped. Should I send it to my microbes?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

If you've got $2,000 - go for it. Let me know who they hook you up with. It could have interesting SCIENCE-type lulz attached.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why is it cheaper to get your DNA indexed than it is to get your poop microbes analyzed?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Why is it cheaper to get your DNA indexed than it is to get your poop microbes analyzed?

One of the great mysteries of this century. I wonder if there's a discount for a bulk shipment. :P If we got everyone here together to kick ten bucks and a bag of poo . . .

[EK WAFFLR]

Why is it cheaper to get your DNA indexed than it is to get your poop microbes analyzed?

One of the great mysteries of this century. I wonder if there's a discount for a bulk shipment. :P If we got everyone here together to kick ten bucks and a bag of poo . . .

This is a great idea! The Collective Poo of PDDOTCOM analyzed. I'll join!

I don't have $2000 to analyse my own poo anyway.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Why is it cheaper to get your DNA indexed than it is to get your poop microbes analyzed?

One of the great mysteries of this century. I wonder if there's a discount for a bulk shipment. :P If we got everyone here together to kick ten bucks and a bag of poo . . .

This is a great idea! The Collective Poo of PDDOTCOM analyzed. I'll join!

I don't have $2000 to analyse my own poo anyway.

I think the outcome will be an isolated and quantifiable rage-based secretion.