Faulty

[Salty]

I do my level best not to categorize people. Grouping people together needlessly, with only your inner monologue as a guide, is both stupid and dangerous.

But some things I can't help.

There are some of you whose posts I will absolutely not read while sitting on the toilet.

I'll let you sort out who belongs to which group.

[Doktor Howl]

I do my level best not to categorize people. Grouping people together needlessly, with only your inner monologue as a guide, is both stupid and dangerous.

But some things I can't help.

There are some of you whose posts I will absolutely not read while sitting on the toilet.

I'll let you sort out who belongs to which group.

I'm guessing that before reading some other people, you duct tape yourself down to the toilet seat.

[Salty]

I'll tell you this: I have to use the electronic candles for mood lighting because actual fire has caused some...eh, strategic problems.