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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2012, 12:04:19 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2012, 12:18:40 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.


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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2012, 12:24:19 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2012, 12:26:11 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!

STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES AND FILTH!!!!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2012, 12:26:49 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.
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« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2012, 12:29:38 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!

STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES AND FILTH!!!!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!

Sorry, we have already proven, on account of RWHN, that you only have rights if you don't inconvenience the state.  You were BORN inconvenient, so shut that flapping gob of yours before we ship you off to fucking Cuba, you bog-hopping terrorist beard smoocher.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2012, 12:30:15 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2012, 12:31:15 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.
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« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2012, 12:38:00 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.

We have a pill for that.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #57 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:01 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.

We have a pill for that.

Ohh. I do like pills.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #58 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:24 am »
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!
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« Reply #59 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:53 am »
Fuck.  Now I have to start brooding all over again.  :crankey:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.