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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2012, 12:43:03 am »
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!

Thank you very much! Admittedly right now it is just a bunch of links with not much content from me. But c'est la vie. I am happy with it. And not sure if anyone has browsed it much, but there is also a section with external links including one to this awesome forum.  :)

And I wasn't going to say anything, but in case anyone hasn't noticed, in the book listing in the initial post and my website, I included two little fun surprises. I just thought it might get some laughs.  :fnord:
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2012, 12:44:03 am »
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!

Thank you very much! Admittedly right now it is just a bunch of links with not much content from me. But c'est la vie. I am happy with it. And not sure if anyone has browsed it much, but there is also a section with external links including one to this awesome forum.  :)

I like having all those links in one place. Makes internetting a bit easier.  :)
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2012, 12:45:36 am »
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2012, 12:48:16 am »
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2012, 12:59:27 am »
What the hell? :lulz:
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2012, 01:00:30 am »
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2012, 01:01:07 am »
What the hell? :lulz:

His Holy Name™ catastrophically failed, as I feared it might.  He somehow went from "Conan" to "Maxim machine gun".
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #67 on: May 25, 2012, 01:01:40 am »
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.

GODDAMMIT!

I HOPE YOU SHOOT YOUR PROPELLER OFF, YOU HOOLIGAN!
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #68 on: May 25, 2012, 01:03:43 am »
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.

GODDAMMIT!

I HOPE YOU SHOOT YOUR PROPELLER OFF, YOU HOOLIGAN!

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #69 on: May 25, 2012, 01:04:07 am »
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #70 on: May 25, 2012, 01:07:33 am »


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #71 on: May 25, 2012, 01:11:14 am »


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.


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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #72 on: May 25, 2012, 01:12:33 am »


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.


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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #73 on: May 25, 2012, 01:15:51 am »
Dok, if you'd stop having your "little moments" you can save money on keyboards.

Either that or stop writing to our Congressmen.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #74 on: May 25, 2012, 01:19:36 am »
Dok, if you'd stop having your "little moments" you can save money on keyboards.

Either that or stop writing to our Congressmen.

I can't.  It's like heroin.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"