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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2012, 12:43:03 am »
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!

Thank you very much! Admittedly right now it is just a bunch of links with not much content from me. But c'est la vie. I am happy with it. And not sure if anyone has browsed it much, but there is also a section with external links including one to this awesome forum.  :)

And I wasn't going to say anything, but in case anyone hasn't noticed, in the book listing in the initial post and my website, I included two little fun surprises. I just thought it might get some laughs.  :fnord:
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2012, 12:44:03 am »
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!

Thank you very much! Admittedly right now it is just a bunch of links with not much content from me. But c'est la vie. I am happy with it. And not sure if anyone has browsed it much, but there is also a section with external links including one to this awesome forum.  :)

I like having all those links in one place. Makes internetting a bit easier.  :)
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2012, 12:45:36 am »
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2012, 12:48:16 am »
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2012, 12:59:27 am »
What the hell? :lulz:
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2012, 01:00:30 am »
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2012, 01:01:07 am »
What the hell? :lulz:

His Holy Name™ catastrophically failed, as I feared it might.  He somehow went from "Conan" to "Maxim machine gun".
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #67 on: May 25, 2012, 01:01:40 am »
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.

GODDAMMIT!

I HOPE YOU SHOOT YOUR PROPELLER OFF, YOU HOOLIGAN!
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #68 on: May 25, 2012, 01:03:43 am »
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.

GODDAMMIT!

I HOPE YOU SHOOT YOUR PROPELLER OFF, YOU HOOLIGAN!

 :lulz:
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #69 on: May 25, 2012, 01:04:07 am »
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #70 on: May 25, 2012, 01:07:33 am »


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #71 on: May 25, 2012, 01:11:14 am »


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6t6K8UzFs
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #72 on: May 25, 2012, 01:12:33 am »


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6t6K8UzFs

Get your shots in while you can.  When I get that keyboard replaced, you are ONE DEAD CHEESE-EATER!
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #73 on: May 25, 2012, 01:15:51 am »
Dok, if you'd stop having your "little moments" you can save money on keyboards.

Either that or stop writing to our Congressmen.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #74 on: May 25, 2012, 01:19:36 am »
Dok, if you'd stop having your "little moments" you can save money on keyboards.

Either that or stop writing to our Congressmen.

I can't.  It's like heroin.
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