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BabylonHoruv

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Or fucking Geoducs, which are basically a trap.
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


trippinprincezz13

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Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 04:55:51 AM
Haverhill incidentally is pronounced HEY-ver-'ll

HEY-vrill  :argh!: Only 2 syllables!

Still, better than when I've heard Hav-er-hill.

The most mind-boggling was when I heard Methuen pronounced Met-hoo-en. WTF?? The majority of the time when you see "th" together it's gonna be like in "the". Why would you default to the opposite?!?!

That was when I was working at AAA. I got to hear lots of cities pronounced stupidly, among all the other stupid things people called about.

Not that I can pronounce every name ever, so I understand people trying to do it phonetically, but just the "th" thing was a bit baffling.
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LMNO

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 05, 2012, 07:58:19 PM

The most mind-boggling was when I heard Methuen pronounced Met-hoo-en. WTF?? The majority of the time when you see "th" together it's gonna be like in "the". Why would you default to the opposite?!?!

Because Chatham, that's why.

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Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 05, 2012, 07:58:19 PM
Why would you default to the opposite?!?!

You can't.  Everything defaults to MAIN.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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All that stuff we've been saying about the End Times?
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trippinprincezz13

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 05, 2012, 08:14:17 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 05, 2012, 07:58:19 PM

The most mind-boggling was when I heard Methuen pronounced Met-hoo-en. WTF?? The majority of the time when you see "th" together it's gonna be like in "the". Why would you default to the opposite?!?!

Because Chatham, that's why.

Well.....ya got me there. Forgot about Chatham. I concede then that it just makes sense because of living in the area (or any other given locality). I feel like there's a good reason for Chatham vs. Methuen, but, no.....I guess not. I get to "Obviously it makes sense that they use that pronunciation for Chatham because.......obviously!"
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Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.


Anna Mae Bollocks

ANNNNNNND - right back to Florida.  :horrormirth:
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GlompChomp

Oh god a zombie apocalypse who else can barely contain their excitement?  :lulz:
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