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SAVE THE GUINEA WORM

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 03, 2012, 05:57:33 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
June 03, 2012, 07:29:21 PM
I wondered what the host site was, and it's more crackpottery! http://www.deadlysins.com/

This is awesome.

Oh my god.

Take the lust test!  :lulz:

Pure genius!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#16
June 03, 2012, 07:30:09 PM
I think the angle is that for every host, it possible to employ part-time attendants necessary to curate the apearance of said faunal garden.  At least two technicians are required per specimen.  As one "noodler" prevents the worm from retracting during inspection, the other can try to non-coercively convince the guest to avoid major organs that may result in stress and discomfort if host-transplant ensues.  This is particularly true during the worm's breeding cycle, and extra care is advised to make sure the particular specimen understands.  During these periods it is advised to have at least three technicians, excepting Sundays, when applicants work for free just because they care.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
June 03, 2012, 07:33:26 PM
They're soliciting nekkid pictures.  :lulz:
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#18
June 03, 2012, 07:53:31 PM
This whole thing is terrifying.

Lenin McCarthy

#19
June 03, 2012, 08:25:58 PM
Reading that felt a bit like what I imagine nodular dermatosis caused by parasites in my subcutaneous tissue would feel like. Except I also laughed a fair bit.

Murmur

#20
June 04, 2012, 02:27:44 AM
The perfect lovemaking music is John Phillip Sousa!!! I am indeed going to Hell.  :horrormirth:
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Kai

#21
June 04, 2012, 02:40:46 AM
Nigel, this made me laugh, and then I cringed, and then I cringed for other deeper, scientific reasons, and then I cringed for other other reasons I don't think I've ever cringed for before.  :horrormirth:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
June 04, 2012, 03:02:05 AM
So, it's basically a perfect troll, is what you're saying?  :lol:

CRINGEMIRTH! RECURSIVE CRINGING INSIDE MY CRINGING, ALL UNDERPINNED BY UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#23
June 04, 2012, 05:17:30 AM
Quote from: Murmur on June 04, 2012, 02:27:44 AM
The perfect lovemaking music is John Phillip Sousa!!! I am indeed going to Hell.  :horrormirth:

Sousa Meets Freud
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Epimetheus

#24
June 04, 2012, 07:51:12 AM
This is some kind of parody. At least, the Twitter is in good humor.
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#25
June 04, 2012, 05:56:34 PM
I hope it is a parody.

Incidentally, the Guinea Worm isn't endangered.

Also, if NOT a parody, then this is EXACTLY why nobody takes animal rights people seriously.  I mean, fuck's sake, I'm right there with Kai when it comes to preserving diversity of species...But when it comes to things that burrow around inside you and then come bursting out like in Alien, I have to DRAW THE FUCKING LINE.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#26
June 04, 2012, 05:59:28 PM
If it was real, wouldn't PETA be all over it?
(Not that they would screw up animal rights. No sirree.  :x )
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#27
June 05, 2012, 06:11:32 AM
Guniea Worms are biblical!

Numbers 21:6 - And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.

Of course, being the holy man I am, I can tell you that fiery serpents = Guinea Worms. So, saving them is anti-semitic. Nazis.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#28
June 05, 2012, 07:11:44 AM
Holy Men know what the kundalini serpent REALLY is.  :horrormirth:
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Doktor Howl

#29
July 09, 2013, 09:46:14 PM
This ever get outed as a parody?
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