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Re: 10 minutes to post
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2012, 04:27:06 pm »
You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense.  :lulz:

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Re: 10 minutes to post
« Reply #46 on: June 13, 2012, 12:34:45 am »
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."

Yes.

It amused me.

He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.

It turns out the contractors hate him, too.

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Re: 10 minutes to post
« Reply #47 on: June 13, 2012, 12:36:02 am »
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.

That is a SHITTY fucking trip.  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: 10 minutes to post
« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2012, 12:36:46 am »
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.

That is a SHITTY fucking trip.  :lulz:

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Re: 10 minutes to post
« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2012, 05:11:45 am »
But, Luna,  you're legally pregnant, so... they can't make you doubly pregnant. I mean, that would just be rude.

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Re: 10 minutes to post
« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2012, 07:09:42 am »
Peer pressure is the fault of the person who perceives it and gives into it.

Or the person in question just might feel the need to do that sort of thing on his own...

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