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Blank seeking Blank
« on: March 28, 2012, 07:02:27 pm »
Made this in response to the lost dog posters, which I am a huge fan of. I really want to make one for a guy seeking a woman, preferably using an everyday picture of somebody involved in homoerotic media.

Also, thinking about a "supervillain seeks hero" kind of thing I might put up if I ever finish it.


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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 07:25:01 pm »
I like this!

I had an "Aspiring supervillain seeks sidekick" ad out for a while.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 07:37:10 pm »
I like this!

I had an "Aspiring supervillain seeks sidekick" ad out for a while.

Thank you!

Yeah, superhero personals are a really funny idea.
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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2012, 07:37:55 pm »
Misanthrope seeks agoraphobe.

No weirdos.
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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 08:02:48 pm »
Misanthrope seeks agoraphobe.

No weirdos.

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Paranoid schizophrenic seeks hostage.

Narcissist seeks highly reflective pool of water.

Adopted son seeks roommate (ha! mislead!)
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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 10:23:32 am »
Made this in response to the lost dog posters, which I am a huge fan of. I really want to make one for a guy seeking a woman, preferably using an everyday picture of somebody involved in homoerotic media.

Also, thinking about a "supervillain seeks hero" kind of thing I might put up if I ever finish it.




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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2012, 05:25:56 am »
I've been doing a few of these on the CL.

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Blank Seeking Blank

Married guy here looking for other married guys to meet up with, have anonymous sex, then return to our respective families. Bonus points of we get boozed up and laugh about how we don't even do anything to support gay rights because we're not gay, just dudes hanging out, having fun.

I'm 25, blond and blue eyes, big smile. My cock is 8" cut, like a normal person. I love to give it as well as take it. I really like guys with dead end jobs, big houses I'll never see, and beefy trucks.

Sometimes I like it when you call me Marla.

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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2012, 07:21:15 am »
I've been doing a few of these on the CL.

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Blank Seeking Blank

Married guy here looking for other married guys to meet up with, have anonymous sex, then return to our respective families. Bonus points of we get boozed up and laugh about how we don't even do anything to support gay rights because we're not gay, just dudes hanging out, having fun.

I'm 25, blond and blue eyes, big smile. My cock is 8" cut, like a normal person. I love to give it as well as take it. I really like guys with dead end jobs, big houses I'll never see, and beefy trucks.

Sometimes I like it when you call me Marla.

No freaks.
Location: Hell, Frozen Over

 :lulz: SO good.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2012, 07:30:46 am »
I've been doing a few of these on the CL.

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Blank Seeking Blank

Married guy here looking for other married guys to meet up with, have anonymous sex, then return to our respective families. Bonus points of we get boozed up and laugh about how we don't even do anything to support gay rights because we're not gay, just dudes hanging out, having fun.

I'm 25, blond and blue eyes, big smile. My cock is 8" cut, like a normal person. I love to give it as well as take it. I really like guys with dead end jobs, big houses I'll never see, and beefy trucks.

Sometimes I like it when you call me Marla.

No freaks.
Location: Hell, Frozen Over

 :lulz: SO good.

It got flagged in about 45 minutes.
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Re: Blank seeking Blank
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2012, 08:23:16 pm »
I've been doing a few of these on the CL.

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Blank Seeking Blank

Married guy here looking for other married guys to meet up with, have anonymous sex, then return to our respective families. Bonus points of we get boozed up and laugh about how we don't even do anything to support gay rights because we're not gay, just dudes hanging out, having fun.

I'm 25, blond and blue eyes, big smile. My cock is 8" cut, like a normal person. I love to give it as well as take it. I really like guys with dead end jobs, big houses I'll never see, and beefy trucks.

Sometimes I like it when you call me Marla.

No freaks.
Location: Hell, Frozen Over

 :lulz: SO good.

It got flagged in about 45 minutes.

That...was beautiful.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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