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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2012, 05:37:00 pm »
“America ... has created a 'civilization' that represents an exact contradiction of the ancient European tradition. It has introduced the religion of praxis and productivity; it has put the quest for profit, great industrial production, and mechanical, visible, and quantitative achievements over any other interest. It has generated a soulless greatness of a purely technological and collective nature, lacking any background of transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality. America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate”

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I got nothin'.

Europe seems more evolved to me. There's a lot fucked up over there but at least they have job benefits, good public transportation and enough realism to tolerate at least some vices. I think of America as a case of arrested development stuck at the draconian, puritanical shit stages that got imported over here a few hundred years ago.

Hence my argument that the British actually won the American revolution.

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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2012, 05:39:56 pm »
Store-bought mayonnaise: not actually food. Rather, some unholy combination of industrial lubricant and titanium dioxide.
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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2012, 05:42:46 pm »
You are right in your argument against my argument.

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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2012, 05:45:09 pm »
“America ... has created a 'civilization' that represents an exact contradiction of the ancient European tradition. It has introduced the religion of praxis and productivity; it has put the quest for profit, great industrial production, and mechanical, visible, and quantitative achievements over any other interest. It has generated a soulless greatness of a purely technological and collective nature, lacking any background of transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality. America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate”

...

I got nothin'.

Europe seems more evolved to me. There's a lot fucked up over there but at least they have job benefits, good public transportation and enough realism to tolerate at least some vices. I think of America as a case of arrested development stuck at the draconian, puritanical shit stages that got imported over here a few hundred years ago.

Hence my argument that the British actually won the American revolution.

"Here's 200 years worth of religious nutbags.  Oops, gotta go."

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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2012, 07:31:17 pm »
Opinion: Except in very specific circumstances, mixing two foods together that one already likes should result in some thing at least equally as tasty, if not greater.

Sample exceptions: mixing a hot food and a cold food; old/expired foods; etc.

Examples: hushpuppies and salsa; chocolate milk and cereal; combining Coca-Cola and Pepsi; etc.

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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2012, 07:40:28 pm »
Despite the importance of oil, Norway's primary export is actually the "ø". The "ø" was developed by Norwegian scientists in the early 1800s only to be used in emergencies. After the Cold War however, the "ø" was finally released and available for worldwide sale. An "ø" on eBay is likely to cost an estimated $ 12.99 (transportation not included), while a custom made "ø" like the ones used by Stephen Colbert in the Wørd and several Colbertwood facilities cost anywhere from $ 100,000 up to $ 5,000,000. Approximately 68 percent of Norway's GNP stems from this export.
Critics have pointed out that also Denmark uses the "ø". These people are communists.
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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2012, 07:46:45 pm »
1. You post the best opinions you can come up with.

I believe force equals mass times acceleration.

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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2012, 07:47:19 pm »
Opinion: Except in very specific circumstances, mixing two foods together that one already likes should result in some thing at least equally as tasty, if not greater.

Sample exceptions: mixing a hot food and a cold food; old/expired foods; etc.

Examples: hushpuppies and salsa; chocolate milk and cereal; combining Coca-Cola and Pepsi; etc.

OMG TOTALLY

LIKE ICE CREAM AND CORNED BEEF!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2012, 07:50:34 pm »
Opinion: Except in very specific circumstances, mixing two foods together that one already likes should result in some thing at least equally as tasty, if not greater.

Sample exceptions: mixing a hot food and a cold food; old/expired foods; etc.

Examples: hushpuppies and salsa; chocolate milk and cereal; combining Coca-Cola and Pepsi; etc.

OMG TOTALLY

LIKE ICE CREAM AND CORNED BEEF!

Fuck yes, add a tortilla to catch the dippings and dinner is served

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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2012, 07:52:36 pm »
Opinion: Except in very specific circumstances, mixing two foods together that one already likes should result in some thing at least equally as tasty, if not greater.

Sample exceptions: mixing a hot food and a cold food; old/expired foods; etc.

Examples: hushpuppies and salsa; chocolate milk and cereal; combining Coca-Cola and Pepsi; etc.

OMG TOTALLY

LIKE ICE CREAM AND CORNED BEEF!

For some reason I want to do that.
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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2012, 08:11:34 pm »
Opinion: Except in very specific circumstances, mixing two foods together that one already likes should result in some thing at least equally as tasty, if not greater.

Sample exceptions: mixing a hot food and a cold food; old/expired foods; etc.

Examples: hushpuppies and salsa; chocolate milk and cereal; combining Coca-Cola and Pepsi; etc.

OMG TOTALLY

LIKE ICE CREAM AND CORNED BEEF!

Oysters on the half-shell and fresh strawberries!
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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2012, 09:42:53 pm »
Opinion: Except in very specific circumstances, mixing two foods together that one already likes should result in some thing at least equally as tasty, if not greater.

Sample exceptions: mixing a hot food and a cold food; old/expired foods; etc.

Examples: hushpuppies and salsa; chocolate milk and cereal; combining Coca-Cola and Pepsi; etc.

OMG TOTALLY

LIKE ICE CREAM AND CORNED BEEF!

Oysters on the half-shell and fresh strawberries!

Three words for you, my good man:

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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2012, 09:44:25 pm »
Tomatoes with sugar.
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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2012, 09:44:48 pm »
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.
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Re: All of you are wrong about everything
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2012, 09:46:22 pm »
Salt in the coffee creamer.

Again.

I put salt in my coffee....
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