Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/15/plague-patient-critical-condition-oregon?CMP=twt_fd

NIGEL! I am sure Roger will agree that this is YOUR DOING!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/15/plague-patient-critical-condition-oregon?CMP=twt_fd

NIGEL! I am sure Roger will agree that this is YOUR DOING!

14 states in the union are plague zones, the worst being Southern California and Arizona.

So I have to take the hit for this one.

[East Coast Hustle]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/15/plague-patient-critical-condition-oregon?CMP=twt_fd

NIGEL! I am sure Roger will agree that this is YOUR DOING!

It's just one more method we employ to keep the goddamn Californians out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.

[Richter]

Nigel, your town has failed if no one covers themselves in shit and rolls a wood cart past his room.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK, Richter, we need to clear something up.

I live in Portland. Portland is right here:
                             
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So, to make the rest of this make sense, first I have to explain Portland. Portland looks like this:



Portland is populated with these:



There is Portland, and then there is the rest of Oregon. The rest of Oregon looks like this:



and is populated with these:



Note the location of Crook County on the map. And never, ever go there.

[Freeky]

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.

Funny note about javelina:  they might be vaguely related to hippopotamus.

[P3nT4gR4m]

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.

Funny note about javelina:  they might be vaguely related to hippopotamus.

Funny story involving javelina and the dyslexic Olympic team...

[Richter]

OK, Richter, we need to clear something up.

I live in Portland. Portland is right here:
                             
                            v


So, to make the rest of this make sense, first I have to explain Portland. Portland looks like this:



Portland is populated with these:



There is Portland, and then there is the rest of Oregon. The rest of Oregon looks like this:



and is populated with these:



Note the location of Crook County on the map. And never, ever go there.

Generally I assume that any place called "crook" has been labelled so for a reason.  Anyone going there is either aware what they are in for, or too dumb to live. 

Much like certain lost towns in Massachusettes, the south filth of providence, and Connecticut, I make it a point to gas up and pass through at speeds that prohibit detection.  Some of these degenerates will rush your car and hope that chivalry and mercy will stop you in time, and I don't have a replacement grill ready.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.

Funny note about javelina:  they might be vaguely related to hippopotamus.

Hog doggin' is HUGE here. Because you have to let a javalina and a bunch of dogs rip each other to shit to make REAL TEXAS BBQ.