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Re: This place is shit. You are shit.
« Reply #90 on: June 20, 2012, 11:20:13 pm »
Remember, Pixie, that most of what TTM says is at least 50% taking the piss.

Also, I may or may not be lying through my teeth about him being morbidly obese and confined to a Hoveround scooter. :lulz:

Either way, he's pretty cool IRL.

TTM is funny as FUCK.

I don't care if he means it. It's still LAIL and LAIL covers a multitude of obesity and scooterness.  :lulz:
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« Reply #91 on: June 26, 2012, 03:16:35 am »
Yay, Ed Harris is back. What's been happening with you?

You know, movies and being bald. Ed Harris type stuff.

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« Reply #92 on: June 26, 2012, 03:18:47 am »
RE:OP





See? This guy and/or girl knows what's up.

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« Reply #93 on: June 26, 2012, 03:20:12 am »
And now its in this thread. Awesome.

I have a suggestion for the mods- locking all future drug threads after 5 pages.

I think you misspelled "sticky".

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« Reply #94 on: June 26, 2012, 03:21:06 am »
Fair point.

What did malaul do in this instance?

Locked threads.  Usually when ECH or I or TTM scored a point against any bastard that would flirt with her.  She'd let her pet get a rebuttal in, and then she'd lock the thread "for the good of the board".

This is why we rarely - and only under extreme circumstances - lock threads.  I think it's been done once since 2006.

That was the chunky furry who drew her eyebrows on, yeah?

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Re: This place is shit. You are shit.
« Reply #95 on: June 26, 2012, 03:23:03 am »
Does anyone find it funny that we are being told that we are shit by a obese basement dwelling sockfucker with a massive fucking 4chan link in his sig?

Yes. Very.

edit: I'll have you know I've upgraded to a fleshlight. Jealous much?
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Re: This place is shit. You are shit.
« Reply #96 on: June 26, 2012, 03:27:57 am »
Remember, Pixie, that most of what TTM says is at least 50% taking the piss.

Also, I may or may not be lying through my teeth about him being morbidly obese and confined to a Hoveround scooter. :lulz:

Either way, he's pretty cool IRL.

1) I have an overactive bladder.

2) It's true: Sometimes I ride a quad bike and even a golf cart too.

3) My mom agrees with you.

brb, she just made some pizza rolls!

FUCK YEAH! PIZZA ROLLS!

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« Reply #97 on: June 26, 2012, 03:29:13 am »
OH SHIT PIZZA ROLLS??  Can you mail me some?!

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« Reply #98 on: June 26, 2012, 03:29:35 am »
Remember, Pixie, that most of what TTM says is at least 50% taking the piss.

Also, I may or may not be lying through my teeth about him being morbidly obese and confined to a Hoveround scooter. :lulz:

Either way, he's pretty cool IRL.

TTM is funny as FUCK.

I don't care if he means it. It's still LAIL and LAIL covers a multitude of obesity and scooterness.  :lulz:

Not everyone is a super model and even super models have bad knees, gout, and plantar fascitis.

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« Reply #99 on: July 03, 2012, 02:08:57 am »
Does anyone find it funny that we are being told that we are shit by a obese basement dwelling sockfucker with a massive fucking 4chan link in his sig?

Yes. Very.

edit: I'll have you know I've upgraded to a fleshlight. Jealous much?

Saves your mom from having to wash your cumsocks. it's actually kind of sweet.

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« Reply #100 on: July 03, 2012, 08:09:32 pm »
which brings up an extremely important point...
how does one clean a fleshlight?  they only have a hole at one end, right?

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« Reply #101 on: July 03, 2012, 08:11:05 pm »
I dare you to google the answer.

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« Reply #102 on: July 03, 2012, 08:11:18 pm »
which brings up an extremely important point...
how does one clean a fleshlight?  they only have a hole at one end, right?

You hire Wyldkat.
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« Reply #103 on: July 03, 2012, 08:15:25 pm »
which brings up an extremely important point...
how does one clean a fleshlight?  they only have a hole at one end, right?

You hire Wyldkat.

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« Reply #104 on: July 03, 2012, 08:19:59 pm »
well, i learned two things!

the fleshlight does, indeed, have a hole at both ends.

and when watching a youtube on your phone to sidestep the company nannywall, the mute switch does not prevent the video from blasting out at full volume about your newly purchased fleshlight...
 :lol: