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Started by Cuddlefish, June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM

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Cuddlefish

June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie.

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
June 21, 2012, 07:34:35 PM
You still haven't responded to me in your last thread.

So I work on this one, you're already bored and making ANOTHER one.

YOU'RE NOT THAT BIG.  YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#2
June 21, 2012, 07:37:32 PM
Book report....movie.

!#!ERROR.  REDO FROM START!#!

Cuddlefish

#3
June 21, 2012, 07:57:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2012, 07:37:32 PM
Book report....movie.

!#!ERROR.  REDO FROM START!#!

Wait 'till you see the second assignment.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Freeky

#4
June 22, 2012, 02:27:59 AM
Ooo!  This looks like fun!

I'ma do this at the last minute.  It's worked for me so far.

The Johnny

#5
June 22, 2012, 02:57:47 AM
Even do the "book" addresses such pertinent issues such as the dangers and consequences of a nuclear holocaust, and the ensuing ruins civilization would be in ("crapsack world"), as well as human's always recurring selfishness and quest for power over everyone else, it does provide several golden morals, such as "the power of friendship", or "lonely at the top" or that there is always another "power level" to be unleashed with shiny auras.

Also, in the future, we all eat flowers to survive, so enjoy that ramen while you still can!
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Triple Zero

#6
June 22, 2012, 02:59:18 AM
Why would I watch anime without tentacles in it?

(downloading the youtube vid now)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cuddlefish

#7
June 22, 2012, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 22, 2012, 02:57:47 AM
Even do the "book" addresses such pertinent issues such as the dangers and consequences of a nuclear holocaust, and the ensuing ruins civilization would be in ("crapsack world"), as well as human's always recurring selfishness and quest for power over everyone else, it does provide several golden morals, such as "the power of friendship", or "lonely at the top" or that there is always another "power level" to be unleashed with shiny auras.

Also, in the future, we all eat flowers to survive, so enjoy that ramen while you still can!

A-

The bolded bits are really what makes this a successful report. Keep up the good work!






... Is what I would have said if you had met the minimum word requirement.

F-
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie.

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#9
June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie.

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
June 22, 2012, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie.

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.

Um, the first minute was nothing but crap Zen bullshit.  I had to punch the neighbor in the nutsack just to keep from dropping 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' COP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#11
June 22, 2012, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie.

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.

Um, the first minute was nothing but crap Zen bullshit.  I had to punch the neighbor in the nutsack just to keep from dropping 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' COP.

Well, I don't care how many ball-bags you have to clobber to get through it, I expect that report on my desk before morning.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
June 22, 2012, 03:36:51 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie.

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.

Um, the first minute was nothing but crap Zen bullshit.  I had to punch the neighbor in the nutsack just to keep from dropping 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' COP.

Well, I don't care how many ball-bags you have to clobber to get through it, I expect that report on my desk before morning.

Listen, you sad-sack little piece of jizz crust from long-dead mafioso beach combers, I don't WANNA and I don't HAFTA.  If you want THAT kind of entertainment, THEN YOU FUCKING WELL KNOW WHERE WARWICK IS, DON'T YOU?  If I wanted to put up with THIS manner of brain-damaged shit, I'd be hanging around the Goddamn cons, all cosplayed up like GODDAMN SAILOR MOON.

Does anyone here want to see THAT SHIT?

I didn't think so.  Freeky, shut the hell up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
June 22, 2012, 03:37:40 AM
AND THERE'LL BE NO GODDAMN WOMPING, EITHER.

I am a fucking HOLY MAN™, and I DEMAND THE RESPECT THAT IS MY DUE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Golden Applesauce

#14
June 22, 2012, 04:04:28 AM
Mr. Heart had it coming.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.
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