Your Daily Horrorshow.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Today's entry is Ann Coulter gargling some dad paste.



Oh, that fucking sexy adam's apple.  Oh, those huge hands!

[Richter]

Chestveins!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

GHAAAAAAA MAKE IT GO AWAY KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Deepthroat Chopra]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm attracted to 99% of women.

SHE'S! NOT! THE 99 PERCENT!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

It's not the makeup. I mean, goths usually wear a ton of makeup and they don't look like that.

It's THEIR FACES. It's the Charles Manson On Bath Salts expression:

[Deepthroat Chopra]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

Go no further than New Zealand's previous Prime Minister. Though we'd calll her "left-wing" in Antipodean. Nothing to do with make-up or anything.



But of course, looks aren't important in a politician, especially a woman. Unless you read the papers.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

Mrs Gingrich is very scary. I suspect I've had to run for my life from her in a previous life.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

It's not the makeup. I mean, goths usually wear a ton of makeup and they don't look like that.

It's THEIR FACES. It's the Charles Manson On Bath Salts expression:

Well, the idea of having your soul eaten is also a turn off, I agree.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

Go no further than New Zealand's previous Prime Minister. Though we'd calll her "left-wing" in Antipodean. Nothing to do with make-up or anything.



But of course, looks aren't important in a politician, especially a woman. Unless you read the papers.

What's going on with that front tooth? The lonnnnng one.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

Go no further than New Zealand's previous Prime Minister. Though we'd calll her "left-wing" in Antipodean. Nothing to do with make-up or anything.



But of course, looks aren't important in a politician, especially a woman. Unless you read the papers.

Yeah, that's not really appealing either. But, no soul sucking in those eyes. Bloodsucking maybe. She has a bit of that look. It's the teeth though.

Abandon the monarchy and it will fix that problem.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

I've heard a viscous rumour that American conservi's have tossed off to images of that woman more often than Palin. Truth?

I prefer not to think of Conservative masturbatory habits. Conservative males are pretty piggish though, in my experience.

It looks like she's worshipping a giant piggish tallywahcker that she's just come face-to-face with, actually. Kind of like a masturbatory conservi totem. I don't know. it's too terrible to comtemplate.

Conservative women like self-proclaimed alpha males it seems.

I am going to be fair though, I find a lot of politically inclined people to be physically unattractive, mainly because they're too made up. It makes you look all plastic. I'm trying to think of Liberal counterparts, but I can't.

Go no further than New Zealand's previous Prime Minister. Though we'd calll her "left-wing" in Antipodean. Nothing to do with make-up or anything.



But of course, looks aren't important in a politician, especially a woman. Unless you read the papers.

What's going on with that front tooth? The lonnnnng one.

IT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT!