Dimo gets good taste in art picture thread

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dimo licked a statue. Many have heard this tale. While I can't offer photographic proof of the act since he was so bloody quick about it, I can offer evidence that we were in the museum. Note though, that the phone on my camera does not have a flash because I'm a cheap bastard.

This is a very convincing statue of leln:


Suu, contrasting Western Thought with Eastern Thought:




Richter, showing Siddhartha how it's done:




I tried to get a shot of dimo, but he started leaving the room while I was doing it:


Suu, showing us the way to Enlightenment:


Looks like a Flying Spaghetti monster, but considering this is in Providence, I'm going to have to say Ancient One:


This is the statue dimo licked. He also licked a statue of Shiva, but I didn't witness that.


Life imitates art:


Goatees always mean the Mirror Universe is somehow involved:


Suu has a picture of me doing the same, where I am having a difficult time balancing. This prompted dimo to say "Twid has the grace of a wildebeest."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao.
Uh oh. 
I have a little one on a bracelet. I was instructed not to let anybody else touch it, but if some busybody happened to do it anyway not to worry since Pi Yao would drain their luck and give it to me. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao.
Uh oh. 
I have a little one on a bracelet. I was instructed not to let anybody else touch it, but if some busybody happened to do it anyway not to worry since Pi Yao would drain their luck and give it to me. 

The myth of Pi Xiu tells that the creature violated a law of heaven, so the Jade Emperor punished it by restricting the pixiu's diet to gold, and prevented the creature from defecating by sealing its anus.

....

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dare I ask with what?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I think he just kicked him real hard and made it stick shut.
He's the JADE EMPEROR. I guess that's like Chuck Norris.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think he just kicked him real hard and made it stick shut.
He's the JADE EMPEROR. I guess that's like Chuck Norris.

[Suu]

I definitely have more spaggotry to post. But first, coffee.

[Suu]

Yes, I did Tebow in front of Buddha. I hate myself for doing it, but I felt obligated.



Richter, doing his work as a Holy Man:



I was feeling a bit Hindu:



And then we all got graceful...well, except Twid:






"ART, DAMNIT! IT'S ART!"



Here's Richter and Dimo re-creating "The Creation of Man"



"A bird in the hand..."



SURPRISE GROPING!!

[Telarus]

 

[E.O.T.]

Suu,

          your hair looks cute as hell!!

[Suu]

Thanks. I've been keeping it very short lately and I love it.

[Cuddlefish]

It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao.

No wonder why my fung shui is all off.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao.

No wonder why my fung shui is all off.

DIMO!!!!

[leln]

 

That was a fun day. We consumed wine and cheese until we realized we were debating philosophy. That was when we knew we were on the right wavelength to descend on the art museum.

I turned in the final paper for my summer course yesterday, I'm free until September. I demand excuses to get out of the house. July 14th is a Saturday this year, anyone up for some Bastille Day bistro-hopping? That is, if you guys can put up with my tone-deaf rendition of La Marseillaise.

[Richter]

A buddy of my is getting married the next day, so I'm trying to figure a way to hijack him into that vis a vis bachelor partydom.

.. like hell I'm going to a strip club in this state.