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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 29, 2012, 08:37:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

June 29, 2012, 08:37:19 PM
I am an expert on interpersonal relationships, conflict resolution, and SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

Post your questions here, and I will do my best to answer them, or at least make fun of you.  And isn't that what we all want?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

CarvedWood

#1
June 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Dear TGRR:

I live in Kansas.

Sincerely,
CW.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

Suu

#2
June 29, 2012, 09:04:07 PM
Dear TGRR,

I'm dating again for the first time in 9 months. What do?

Yours,

Suu
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

tyrannosaurus vex

#3
June 29, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
TGRR,

It's 1:10 PM on a Friday, and there's nothing to do at work. I'm till too new here to go posting inane signs in the women's bathroom. How do I burn the next 4 hours?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

EK WAFFLR

#4
June 29, 2012, 10:15:28 PM
Dear TGRR,

I don't actually have any interpersonal relationship issues, but BELGIUM. Wat do.


Love and huggles,
Son of Pancake Skillet.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Richter

#5
June 29, 2012, 10:17:07 PM
TGRR:

Got more pounds on me than I want.  Fixing this by reduced calorie intake, FIBER, exercise, and "Richter can't have no fuggin' beer  :crankey:"
Is the health and collateral damage worth it?

MAIMKILLBURN
-R
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 29, 2012, 10:20:52 PM
Quote from: CarvedWood on June 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Dear TGRR:

I live in Kansas.

Sincerely,
CW.

Dear CW,

Move.

Yours,
TGRR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
June 29, 2012, 10:22:30 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2012, 09:04:07 PM
Dear TGRR,

I'm dating again for the first time in 9 months. What do?

Yours,

Suu

Dear Suu,

Drink bourbon and listen to tracks 7 & 8 of the Evita soundtrack (Madonna version) before your next date.  Tell the cops you don't remember a thing.  Hire the best lawyer you can afford.  Or just run for Mexico.  They accept assault rifles as currency there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 29, 2012, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 29, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
TGRR,

It's 1:10 PM on a Friday, and there's nothing to do at work. I'm till too new here to go posting inane signs in the women's bathroom. How do I burn the next 4 hours?

Dear Vex,

You're never too new for that.  The women at your workplace need to know you care.

Yours,
TGRR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#9
June 29, 2012, 10:24:17 PM
Dear TGRR,

How can I improve my social station in life? I'm sick of being a peon, I want to crush humans with an iron fist. Or at least crush them. Also, now that I'm a small business owner, should I also become a libertarian?

Thanks,
John Galty
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
June 29, 2012, 10:24:54 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 29, 2012, 10:15:28 PM
Dear TGRR,

I don't actually have any interpersonal relationship issues, but BELGIUM. Wat do.


Love and huggles,
Son of Pancake Skillet.

Dear Kitchen Utensil,

Take Eurorail to New York.  Transfer to Amtrak, and come West.  We'll give you something to whine about.  You hippies don't know how good you have it, and we aim to demonstrate the difference, you fucking wookie.

Love & Kisses,
TGRR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
June 29, 2012, 10:26:21 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on June 29, 2012, 10:17:07 PM
TGRR:

Got more pounds on me than I want.  Fixing this by reduced calorie intake, FIBER, exercise, and "Richter can't have no fuggin' beer  :crankey:"
Is the health and collateral damage worth it?

MAIMKILLBURN
-R

Dear Red Baron,

Yes, it is.  I am in a similar situation.  You should cut calories, stop drinking beer & mead for a while, and resume hitting people with rattan, whether you are at an SCA practice, or merely on the subway.

Yours in perpetual perpetuity,
TGRR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
June 29, 2012, 10:28:54 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 29, 2012, 10:24:17 PM
Dear TGRR,

How can I improve my social station in life? I'm sick of being a peon, I want to crush humans with an iron fist. Or at least crush them. Also, now that I'm a small business owner, should I also become a libertarian?

Thanks,
John Galty

Dear 2-dimensional sermon-spouting hellspawn,

By all means, you should become a libertarian, as we all know that an unregulated market favors small enterprise.  You should also take up Russian Roulette, and make fun of ECH's Stigmatic Clog Dancing beliefs/practices when he's drunk.  Then tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger, and cap the night off by messing with Jim.

Yours,
Susan
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#13
June 29, 2012, 10:45:50 PM
 :hammer:

Fucking Jim, I hate that guy.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

EK WAFFLR

#14
June 29, 2012, 11:04:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2012, 10:24:54 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 29, 2012, 10:15:28 PM
Dear TGRR,

I don't actually have any interpersonal relationship issues, but BELGIUM. Wat do.


Love and huggles,
Son of Pancake Skillet.

Dear Kitchen Utensil,

Take Eurorail to New York.  Transfer to Amtrak, and come West.  We'll give you something to whine about.  You hippies don't know how good you have it, and we aim to demonstrate the difference, you fucking wookie.

Love & Kisses,
TGRR

I shall do my best to follow your advice O Agony Rev.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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