30 (+1) Dry Days

[Nephew Twiddleton]

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[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well done sir. I had a mostly dry january and was similarly glad that i didnt really have too many problems with it. I figured out at that point i just like drinking but its not a necessity. I did it primarily for health reasons. Had some worrying symptoms. Turns out that my liver function is completely normal. Go figure. It was something else which alcohol contributed to but wasnt the primary cause so much as my shitty diet and lack of exercise.

Lies.  You're Irish.  If you don't drink, you wither up like a slug with salt on its back.

[Sir Bearington]

Well done sir. I had a mostly dry january and was similarly glad that i didnt really have too many problems with it. I figured out at that point i just like drinking but its not a necessity. I did it primarily for health reasons. Had some worrying symptoms. Turns out that my liver function is completely normal. Go figure. It was something else which alcohol contributed to but wasnt the primary cause so much as my shitty diet and lack of exercise.

Lies.  You're Irish.  If you don't drink, you wither up like a slug with salt on its back.

Oh please spare the stereotypes.

Next thing you'll be saying is that he eats potatoes as a staple diet and owns a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

[Salty]

Well done sir. I had a mostly dry january and was similarly glad that i didnt really have too many problems with it. I figured out at that point i just like drinking but its not a necessity. I did it primarily for health reasons. Had some worrying symptoms. Turns out that my liver function is completely normal. Go figure. It was something else which alcohol contributed to but wasnt the primary cause so much as my shitty diet and lack of exercise.

Lies.  You're Irish.  If you don't drink, you wither up like a slug with salt on its back.

Oh please spare the stereotypes.

That's rich coming from a never-ending, finely-tuned cliche machine such as yourself.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Youre quite right roger. I had forgotten the fact and once i heard my liver was fine i remembered what i am. I was quite pleased and got quite drunk that night and ate my favorite starchy food. I used up all my coin of the realm in one of the gayest neighborhoods in boston since i lived in jamaica plain at that time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well done sir. I had a mostly dry january and was similarly glad that i didnt really have too many problems with it. I figured out at that point i just like drinking but its not a necessity. I did it primarily for health reasons. Had some worrying symptoms. Turns out that my liver function is completely normal. Go figure. It was something else which alcohol contributed to but wasnt the primary cause so much as my shitty diet and lack of exercise.

Lies.  You're Irish.  If you don't drink, you wither up like a slug with salt on its back.

Oh please spare the stereotypes.

That's rich coming from a never-ending, finely-tuned cliche machine such as yourself.

SHOW HIM WHO THE BOSS IS.  YOU HAVE TO TEACH THE TROLLS A LESSON.

I'm gonna Ung.  Not kidding.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Youre quite right roger. I had forgotten the fact and once i heard my liver was fine i remembered what i am. I was quite pleased and got quite drunk that night and ate my favorite starchy food. I used up all my coin of the realm in one of the gayest neighborhoods in boston since i lived in jamaica plain at that time.

I'm glad you lived through the horrible ordeal.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Kidding aside i was glad that i was fine. Though the problem indicates i may have more of my mothers genes than i like which means i have to be a little careful about my cardiovascular system.

[LMNO]

I don't mind booze in a dry thread. And for the record, it's been a wet decade, pretty much. I'll be back to normal in a week or so.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't mind booze in a dry thread. And for the record, it's been a wet decade, pretty much. I'll be back to normal in a week or so.

AND THEN BOSTON WALKED BOW-LEGGED.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Freeky]

 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't mind booze in a dry thread. And for the record, it's been a wet decade, pretty much. I'll be back to normal in a week or so.

AND THEN BOSTON WALKED BOW-LEGGED.

DEAR PEEDEE:

PLEASE SEND MR. LMNO TO TEXAS. SEND HIM ON TOUR IN A KIND OF MISSHAPEN SPIRAL STARTING AT, SAY,  BEAUMONT AND ENDING UP AT OUR STATE CAPITAL BUILDING AND GOVERNORS MANSION. WILL PROVIDE DRINKS. OKTHXBAI.

[Pope Lecherous]

I don't mind booze in a dry thread. And for the record, it's been a wet decade, pretty much. I'll be back to normal in a week or so.

You're almost there.

[Luna]

Well done sir. I had a mostly dry january and was similarly glad that i didnt really have too many problems with it. I figured out at that point i just like drinking but its not a necessity. I did it primarily for health reasons. Had some worrying symptoms. Turns out that my liver function is completely normal. Go figure. It was something else which alcohol contributed to but wasnt the primary cause so much as my shitty diet and lack of exercise.

Lies.  You're Irish.  If you don't drink, you wither up like a slug with salt on its back.

Oh please spare the stereotypes.

Next thing you'll be saying is that he eats potatoes as a staple diet and owns a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.