ITT: You Give Me A Problem...

[Salty]

...and I give you the Official Newage Solution™.

GO!

WARNING: GNASHING OF TEETH MAY OCCUR.

[Elder Iptuous]

there's not enough time in the day.

[Salty]

there's not enough time in the day.

Clearly you do not have a full understanding of time.

As Einstein showed, time does not go in a straight line. It's true that, as a 3D being, you are limited to experiencing time as a force outside of your control. But once you move into 4 dimension time will be experienced in the same way that, say, a rock is experienced. You will be able to move time, change it, go to any point along it's path. Obviously not a straight path 

To experience time in that way you have to connect to your Higher Self, which is always in that place, just waiting for you to look up and and get there. In fact, there are several beings of a higher order constantly guiding you to that other place. Meditation works. Do that. Meditate. I SAID DO IT.

GOD DAMMIT. YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU HAVE TO BE THE ESSENCE OF CALM. YOU HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOURSELF YOU STUPID BASTARD.  IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS 'LOOK'. JESUS. SHIT.

I CAN'T CARRY YOUR FUCKING HAND ALL THE TIME.

Namaste.

[Phox]

Various fluids and byproducts seep out of my body at inopportune times. How fix?

[Suu]

Eating too many Sour Patch Kids burns my tongue and makes my teefs sensitive.

[Salty]

Various fluids and byproducts seep out of my body at inopportune times. How fix?

There is nothing to "fix". This is perfectly natural. The fact that you notice these secretions means you are very in-tune with your body.

Our bodies expel toxins in all kinds of unpredictable ways. Seeping wounds that come out of nowhere. Sometimes, after hours of deep meditation, I will acquire what Alleopathic Medicine calls 'bed-sores'. But I knew that they were merely negative energy patterns becoming free and exiting though somewhere near my Root Chakra.

Your desire to "fix" this "problem" stems from a shyness and anxiety of other people seeing your inner demons spill out into the light of day. This is very similar to the reaction that occurs once you give up unnecessary things like "bathing" and deodorant". This is easily "fixed" by confronting your fears.

Try intentionally releasing bodily fluids in very public places until you are free from the desire to attach meaning to the reactions of others.

Namaste.

[AFK]

I've been known to let the beat...........drop!

[Salty]

Eating too many Sour Patch Kids burns my tongue and makes my teefs sensitive.

Clearly sugar must be avoided at all costs to ensure your body's vibrations is in-tune with the natural world. Humans aren't meant to process sugar at all. Plus it puts a halt to all of your body's cancer fighting ability.

DID YOU KNOW THIS FACT?: One Snickers bar stops your immune system from functioning for one hour?

Then again, if your reach the level of Mastery over yourself you will be able to undo the harm sugar poses to you body and your soul before it does any lasting damage. But that takes years of study and dedication to Awakening.

Also, your teeth hurting are a manifestation of poor communication.

Consume nothing but vitamin C instead, and when you feel your colon blowing toxins out of your ass at one mile per minute you will feel those communication issues coming to light.

[Salty]

I've been known to let the beat...........drop!

I know you mean this as a joke, but it brings up a good point.

This is another those "not really a problem" problems.

Sometimes you let the beat drop. It's okay. That's why they put erasers on pencils.

And besides, it is the silence in the music that makes it music. Who is to say when the beat should drop.

The important thing is to not get lost in the shuffle.

[Lenin McCarthy]

My country is getting really, really hostile towards Roma people.   

What do?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Mon dieu! It seems zet today i em Fronsh. How do i, how you say, go beck to being obnoxiously Irlandais?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I have testicular cancer. The doctors amputate in a week.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Mais non! Les docteurs are going to cull-de-sack? C'est terrible mon frere! Qu'elle dommage!

[EK WAFFLR]

How to get to AMERIKA on a budget. How do.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Do like mon pere. Come to les etats unis for construction work marry bostonienne quickly vite vite! Have des enfants. Get divorce 23 years later go back to norway.