Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[minuspace]

It's dead... All of it... Equestria...MLP...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlYvI7Q-bA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0UbAg7lspM&; 

[Faust]

*shudder*

[JamesStrangefellow]

    It is with great honor, ever-growing joy, and the paradox of respect to do some stuff here.

    I really look forward to all of our relationships.   

    I don't think you're ready for this jelly, it's about to get all solange up in HER!!!!111   

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.

[JamesStrangefellow]

Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.

Hello.

Interesting mustache...

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.

Hello.

Interesting mustache...

That's my face, you hipster bastard.

[JamesStrangefellow]

Look out, guys. This newspag really knows what's up.

Hello.

Interesting mustache...

That's my face, you hipster bastard.

I mean.......beautiful face. Didn't mean to be a smartass, it's bike week here and I just got home. Kept getting cthulhu'd off in traffic.
My heads  all over the place.

[JamesStrangefellow]

So I stumbled upon an excellent excerpt from the pricinpia discordia recently about "how everything is true"

I didn't know the source at first, but I thought about it and laughed about it for days.

Finally, I was at that perfect balance between bored and inspired. I researched more  and found out that it was all part of a bigger thing.

I seem to like that thing.  A lot of it resonates very deeply within me.

Then I read more and found out that sites like this exist.

Good.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I generally keep my head above my neck. Less effort, and I never have to wonder where I put it.

[P3nT4gR4m]

My head fits neatly in my ass. There's a lot to be said for being able to tickle your own prostrate with your teeth.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why is this in TFYS?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So I stumbled upon an excellent excerpt from the pricinpia discordia recently about "how everything is true"

I didn't know the source at first, but I thought about it and laughed about it for days.

Finally, I was at that perfect balance between bored and inspired. I researched more  and found out that it was all part of a bigger thing.

I seem to like that thing.  A lot of it resonates very deeply within me.

Then I read more and found out that sites like this exist.

Good.

They make a pill for that.

[LMNO]

 

[JamesStrangefellow]

Why is this in TFYS?

It's a paradox I figured.

I'm new and didn't see an obvious place for intros or didn't look hard enough.

I did, however, see a "TFYS" thread, so i figured....

This may belong here, and if it doesn't it does anyway because this schmuck is thinking for himself.

[JamesStrangefellow]

So I stumbled upon an excellent excerpt from the pricinpia discordia recently about "how everything is true"

I didn't know the source at first, but I thought about it and laughed about it for days.

Finally, I was at that perfect balance between bored and inspired. I researched more  and found out that it was all part of a bigger thing.

I seem to like that thing.  A lot of it resonates very deeply within me.

Then I read more and found out that sites like this exist.

Good.

They make a pill for that.

Yeah the FDA wraps them up in pretty little packages like they hired the best loompas from the chocolate factory.

Keep them away from me.  (not the loompas, they good, hard working poeples).