Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

[Juana]

California.


Also, hey you, new person! Welcome aboard!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hello.  I read the P.D. quite a few years back, and I found it to be lovely.  I found this site not long after, and have generally lurked around off and on over the years.  I need something to do now, so, once again - Hello.
Also: I received one of these randomly from a stranger, not long after reading aforementioned book -

Do you sick fucks watch me or something? 
Seriously though, was it one of you?

Heyyyy there, now guy!

I never kiss and tell.

[Telarus]

Hello new Spags!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Spaglets! Hiiiiiii!

[HandsomeGirl]

Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

[Reginald Ret]

Spaglets! Hiiiiiii!

Spaglets. Heh.
Lets try to keep that term alive.
It is so much friendlier than noob.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.

[HandsomeGirl]

Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.

I somehow get the feeling you would have liked it if it was Nigel.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.

I somehow get the feeling you would have liked it if it was Nigel.

[HandsomeGirl]

Hello hello, general mushy love all around.

And Nigel, if it was you, I suppose I won't tell either then.

If it was Nigel, your bones would all be on the outside.  And your skin would look like Chinese noodles.

So it's safe to assume that it wasn't Nigel.

I somehow get the feeling you would have liked it if it was Nigel.

I'm not trying to pick at you, good sir.  I just haven't learned how to take you yet.  I'm also mostly socially retarded, and that doesn't help. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Nashitheki]

Nashitheki from America. I was at another site, that seemed none too friendly to the Discordians just as they were somewhat unfriendly to me. I figure we were doing something right to bring about such ill feelings from the likes of such. Anyway I look forward to reading more about what's going on.

Thank you for allowing me to join in.

[AFK]

I haven't allowed anything yet mister.  Fortunately for you they never give me the keys to this thing.  Have fun, check out the pool on The Roof.

[Nashitheki]

I haven't allowed anything yet mister.  Fortunately for you they never give me the keys to this thing.  Have fun, check out the pool on The Roof.

Thanks, but I'll do better in a pond, rather than a pool

[AFK]

I think the pond is likelier to be cleaner and not ridden with filth.  I suppose that was somewhat redundant.